boppreh

 Programming Language Checklist
by Colin McMillen, Jason Reed, and Elly Fong-Jones, 2011-10-10
updated by BoppreH, 2024-01-24

You appear to be advocating a new:
[ ] functional  [ ] imperative  [ ] object-oriented  [ ] stack-based  [ ] concurrent
[ ] interpreted  [ ] compiled  [ ] JIT  [ ] cloud  [ ] AI  [ ] beginner-friendly
[ ] academic-friendly  [ ] visual  [ ] sharable  [ ] esoteric
[ ] memory safe  [ ] memory unsafe  [ ] provable  [ ] Turing-incomplete
[ ] statically-typed  [ ] dynamically-typed  [ ] completely incomprehensible