ungawker.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name           UnGawker
// @namespace      net.minrk.ungawker
// @description    Automatically view all Gawker articles via Instapaper
// @include        http://*deadspin.com/*
// @include        http://*gawker.com/*
// @include        http://*gizmodo.com/*
// @include        http://*io9.com/*
// @include        http://*jalopnik.com/*
// @include        http://*jezebel.com/*
// @include        http://*kotaku.com/*
// @include        http://*lifehacker.com/*
// ==/UserScript==


function iptxt(){
    // this is the Instapaper text bookmarklet
    var d=document;
    try{ 
        if(!d.body) throw(0);
        window.location='http://www.instapaper.com/text?u='+encodeURIComponent(d.location.href);
    } catch(e){
        alert('Please wait until the page has loaded.');
    }
}

if (document.location.hash){
    // don't filter when entering from frontpage
    iptxt();
}

UserScript for automatically viewing all Gawker Media (gizmodo, io9, kotaku, lifehacker, etc.) articles via the Instapaper text bookmarklet, so you won't have to look at the new style for more than a second.

Either install as UserScript, or use the awesome dotjs, and save in ~/.js/kotaku.com.js etc.