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On October 30, 2023, the Throat Punch List turned 10! In honor of that occasion, I'm putting some old favorites back on the list!

  1. Jeff Fritz
  2. Anyone that uses ask as a noun or that says stuff like "solutioning a problem"
  3. Jim Holmes
  4. Darby
  5. Tim
  6. Strauss
  7. JB
  8. Brendan
  9. Sadukie

For Jim

@peteraritchie
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Zero Fucks Given principle invoked...

@peteraritchie
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78 revisions? Get off my lawn!

@terrancerobb
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WRT #0 - I can think of at least place you would have hated to be employed.

@csharpfritz
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10 years and I'm back on the throat punch list.

Congrats to you and the list!

@mletterle
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mletterle commented Oct 31, 2023 •
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10 years man

@sadukie
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sadukie commented Jan 26, 2024

I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

@keithelder
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I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

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mjeaton commented Jan 26, 2024

I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

To be fair, you took me FISHING...I just happened to catch a shark. 😉

@keithelder
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To be fair, salt-water fishing. There. :)

@mletterle
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I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

Congratulations Sadukie!

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