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Mazen's Skype Chat -- Hall of Fame
[2016-01-30, 4:34:59 PM] Mazen: @whatwouldhappen if Mazen was a homophobe
[2016-01-30, 4:35:00 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) if Mazen was a homophobe, Vemacs would come out of the closet
[2016-01-30, 4:51:51 PM] Mazen: @whatwouldhappen if Gilles was a hardcore feminist furry
[2016-01-30, 4:51:52 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) if Gilles was a hardcore feminist furry, Boet would lose their virginity
[2016-01-30, 4:53:14 PM] Mazen: @whatwouldhappen if Boet sexually identified as a cat
[2016-01-30, 4:53:14 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) if Boet sexually identified as a cat, Matthew would rape mattrick with their head
[2016-01-30, 4:53:15 PM] Gilles: oh
[2016-01-30, 4:53:22 PM] Matt: o
[2016-01-30, 4:53:22 PM] Mazen: Tumblr?
[2:02:22 PM] Mazen: he skips the Netflix and goes straight to the chill
[2:02:27 PM] Jodie Belgrave: ^
[2:02:37 PM] Jodie Belgrave: chill is the best movie streaming service
[2:02:38 PM] Richmond Steele / excel / nasm: lol mazen ur not supposed 2 know the secret
[2:02:54 PM] Richmond Steele / excel / nasm: just cuz its not blacklisted in iran doesnt mean u should know
[2:02:59 PM] Mazen: @whatwouldhappen if rich didn't skip the Netflix
[2:02:59 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) if rich didn't skip the Netflix, Boet would rape Mazen with their ass
[2:03:11 PM] Mazen: OH MY GOODNESS
[2:03:15 PM] Matt: rich see what we're missing out on
[2:03:17 PM] Richmond Steele / excel / nasm: welp looks like im signing up for netflix
[2:03:25 PM] Matt: :D
[2016-02-14, 6:48:14 PM] Aradetta Lyn: @whatwouldhappen if this chat met up irl
[2016-02-14, 6:48:14 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Aradetta Lyn) if this chat met up irl, Justis would lose their virginity
[2016-02-14, 7:17:58 PM] Mazen: @whatwouldhappen if Justis liked older women
[2016-02-14, 7:17:58 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) if Justis liked older women, Callan would get his dick cut off
[2016-02-15, 10:01:21 PM] Mazen: @whatwouldhappen if Mazen wasn't 14
[2016-02-15, 10:01:21 PM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) if Mazen wasn't 14, Gilles would lose their virginity
[2016-03-05, 9:00:08 PM] mattrick: @whatwouldhappen if Mazen was straight
[2016-03-05, 9:00:09 PM] Mazen's Bot: (mattrick) if Mazen was straight, Gilles would lose their virginity
[10/03/2016, 12:57:46 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *lets her lean on my shoulder.
[10/03/2016, 12:57:47 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *stops the bleeding*.
[10/03/2016, 12:57:49 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *stops bleeding* t-thank you...
[2016-03-09, 5:59:14 AM] Mazen: @c *stops the bleeding*
[2016-03-09, 5:59:15 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) It all started when I lost my mother.
[2016-03-09, 6:01:25 AM] Mazen: @rant *sticks hand up your dress*
[2016-03-09, 6:01:25 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) Ranting started...
[2016-03-09, 6:01:29 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: yea
[2016-03-09, 6:01:31 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] I love Agata.
[2016-03-09, 6:01:33 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] What do you think your existence is about?
[2016-03-09, 6:01:33 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: that's one way to get it started
[2016-03-09, 6:01:34 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Human existence or in general?
[2016-03-09, 6:01:34 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: LOL WAHT
[2016-03-09, 6:01:35 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: LOL
[2016-03-09, 6:01:36 AM] Mazen: @rant
[2016-03-09, 6:01:37 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) Ranting stopped!
[2016-03-09, 6:01:37 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: HAHA
[2016-03-09, 6:01:38 AM] Mazen: HAHAHAH
[2016-03-09, 6:03:51 AM] Mazen: @rant *slaps your ass*
[2016-03-09, 6:03:55 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *slaps back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:03:58 AM] Vilsol: xD
[2016-03-09, 6:04:00 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *slaps harder*.
[2016-03-09, 6:04:02 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *slaps so hard you cry*.
[2016-03-09, 6:04:03 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *Pulls out knife*.
[2016-03-09, 6:04:04 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *throws knife*.
[2016-03-09, 6:04:05 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *throws microwave*.
[2016-03-09, 6:04:06 AM] Mazen: OH WHAT
[2016-03-09, 6:04:06 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *Throws Wang Yao and Honda Kiku at you*.
[2016-03-09, 6:04:07 AM] Mazen: HAHAHHA
[2016-03-09, 6:04:07 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: OH GOD
[2016-03-09, 6:04:08 AM] Vilsol: xDDD
[2016-03-09, 6:04:11 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] What is wromg with you stop throwing them.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:24 AM] Vilsol: @rant takes a shit
[2016-03-09, 6:05:25 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Vilsol) Ranting started...
[2016-03-09, 6:05:25 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *takes shower.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:34 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *showers with him*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:35 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Showers.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:37 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] Dries off.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:38 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *rinses soap off*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:39 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *puts pyjamas on*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:40 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *does the same*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:41 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] Smiles*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:42 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *smiles back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:43 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *moves close*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:45 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *closes eyes*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:46 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *eyes widen* *slaps*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:48 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: LOL
[2016-03-09, 6:05:50 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Ow!
[2016-03-09, 6:05:50 AM] Vilsol: W0T
[2016-03-09, 6:05:52 AM] Mazen: OHH DAMN
[2016-03-09, 6:05:52 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses back softly*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:53 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *softly bites lip*.
[2016-03-09, 6:05:53 AM] Mazen: LEGGOO
[2016-03-09, 6:05:55 AM] Mazen: YESSS
[2016-03-09, 6:06:19 AM] Vilsol: just let this one run
[2016-03-09, 6:06:19 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: oh, cleverbot
[2016-03-09, 6:06:20 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *softly kisses*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:22 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: you're too funny
[2016-03-09, 6:06:22 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses softly back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:30 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: not if it stays on kissing
[2016-03-09, 6:06:31 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *softly kisses back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:32 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses softly*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:33 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: we have aspirations
[2016-03-09, 6:06:33 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *kisses lightly* *sighs softly*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:40 AM] Mazen: YEAH CB WANTS THAT DICK
[2016-03-09, 6:06:41 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses lips deeply*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:41 AM] Mazen: COME ON
[2016-03-09, 6:06:42 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *Deepens kiss and presses to wall*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:43 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kiss is deepened*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:54 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *deepens kiss even more*.
[2016-03-09, 6:06:57 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: CB really does lol
[2016-03-09, 6:07:01 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *deepens kiss further*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:02 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: GO GET EM TIGER
[2016-03-09, 6:07:02 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *kiss deepens back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:07 AM] Mazen: JW is literally me
[2016-03-09, 6:07:10 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses him as hard as I can*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:10 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: lol
[2016-03-09, 6:07:11 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *kisses her not that hard*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:12 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses his neck*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:13 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *neckis kissed*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:14 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *kisses fangs*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:15 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *blushes while kissing back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:16 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *blushes more*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:17 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *blushes and kisses him*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:18 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *blushes* *likes*.
[2016-03-09, 6:07:21 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: JW is the girl here
[2016-03-09, 6:07:57 AM] Vilsol: @rant falls in bed
[2016-03-09, 6:07:57 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Vilsol) Ranting started...
[2016-03-09, 6:08:02 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *falls with him*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:03 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *accidentally falls to the cliff*... Ah!
[2016-03-09, 6:08:06 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *tries to grab whip fro master*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:07 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *hugs slave* slave you're the best!
[2016-03-09, 6:08:08 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *hugs master* You're welcome.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:09 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] Can I ask you something, slave?
[2016-03-09, 6:08:12 AM] Mazen: oh my god
[2016-03-09, 6:08:13 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Yes.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:13 AM] Mazen: KINKY
[2016-03-09, 6:08:14 AM] Mazen: KINKYYY
[2016-03-09, 6:08:20 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *giggles as master hugs me*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:21 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *giggles back at slave*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:24 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: um
[2016-03-09, 6:08:24 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *nuzzles master's neck*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:29 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: they're pretty good at roleplay
[2016-03-09, 6:08:29 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *nuzzles slave back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:30 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *nuzzles master all over*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:31 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *Nuzzles slave*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:32 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *nuzzles master's foot*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:34 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *nuzzles slave back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:34 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: shit
[2016-03-09, 6:08:38 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] Am I a good slave?
[2016-03-09, 6:08:39 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: they actually know their roles
[2016-03-09, 6:08:40 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Yes, you're a good slave.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:41 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: this is scary
[2016-03-09, 6:08:46 AM] Mazen: almost as kinky as heather
[2016-03-09, 6:08:47 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] I am a good slave...
[2016-03-09, 6:08:48 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Good slaves deserve rewards.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:50 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: lolol
[2016-03-09, 6:08:52 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] A reward would be nice, Master.
[2016-03-09, 6:08:53 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] What would you like your reward to be, slave?
[2016-03-09, 6:08:54 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: omg
[2016-03-09, 6:09:00 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: this is gonna be sexual
[2016-03-09, 6:09:01 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: if it isnt
[2016-03-09, 6:09:01 AM] Mazen: "this dick"
[2016-03-09, 6:09:03 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] A kiss, master?
[2016-03-09, 6:09:05 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: YES
[2016-03-09, 6:09:06 AM] Mazen: ARE YOU FUCKING
[2016-03-09, 6:09:07 AM] Vilsol: YUp
[2016-03-09, 6:09:07 AM] Mazen: NASDSAHUIDHSUA
[2016-03-09, 6:09:14 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *kisses slave gently*.
[2016-03-09, 6:09:15 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *is kissed gently by master*.
[2016-03-09, 6:09:16 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] *kisses him romanticlly*.
[2016-03-09, 6:09:17 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: OMG
[2016-03-09, 6:09:20 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: HOW
[2016-03-09, 6:09:20 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] *Kisses her romantically back*.
[2016-03-09, 6:14:52 AM] Nick "fusion" Robson: @rant inserts dick
[2016-03-09, 6:14:53 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Nick) Ranting started...
[2016-03-09, 6:14:53 AM] Mazen's Bot: [CB] Into where?
[2016-03-09, 6:14:56 AM] Mazen's Bot: [JW] Into Mordor.
[2016-03-09, 6:19:23 AM] Mazen: @c You must obey master!
[2016-03-09, 6:19:34 AM] Mazen's Bot: (Mazen) I must obey you with pleasure.
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