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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?  Depreciation
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter
It's accrual world
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value
While talking about journal entries "dear journal, been talking about accounting for hours, FML"
There's no accounting for taste - or taste for accounting.  One of those
What did Scotty say when Kirk asked him to process payroll?  Account do it captain
What does the accountant say before getting off the subway?  Mind the GAAP
Our accounting team is a credit to the company
We're all just COGS in the journal entry
I've been trying to come up with accrued joke, but can't think of one that's work appropriate
How does the basketball hoop / hockey goal company measure how much money they make?  Net Income
We should come up with an amortization schedule for our exception list (you had to be there - or maybe not)
I'm on a payroll with my accounting jokes
I'm not fiscally capable of listening to more about accounting
Who played batman's accountant?  Heath "Ledger"