Byepopups!

byepopups.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Byepopups!
// @namespace    http://mehmetefeakca.me/
// @version      0.001
// @description  try to remove all those nasty popups that happen when you click anything in the website! They do suck..
// @author       MMTF
// @match        *://*/*
// @grant        none
// @run-at document-start
// ==/UserScript==



//
//     WARNING: THE CODE BELOW DOES NOT BELONG TO ME
//
//     That code is written by eligrey to replace the Object.prototype.watch function. The code is released under the public domain.
//     Thank you so much eligrey! This extension would be useless without your snippet.
//     Link to original post by eligrey:
//     https://gist.github.com/eligrey/384583 
//
//     I only wrote the code that uses eligrey's function
//

if (!Object.prototype.watch) {
    Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype, "watch", {
        enumerable: false, configurable: true, writable: false, value: function (prop, handler) {
            var oldval = this[prop], newval = oldval, getter = function () {
                return newval;
            }, setter = function (val) {
                oldval = newval;
                return newval = handler.call(this, prop, oldval, val);
            };
            if (delete this[prop]) { // can't watch constants
                Object.defineProperty(this, prop, {get: getter, set: setter, enumerable: true, configurable: true});
            }
        }
    });
}

// object.unwatch
if (!Object.prototype.unwatch) {
    Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype, "unwatch", {
        enumerable: false, configurable: true, writable: false, value: function (prop) {var val = this[prop];
                                                                                        delete this[prop]; // remove accessors
                                                                                        this[prop] = val;
                                                                                       }
    });
}

// Use document.unwatch('onclick') for re-enabling document click events, use when needed in your dev tools console.
document.watch('onclick', function(obj, prop, oldval, val){return undefined;});

/*
Old and very performance-unfriendly way of doing this. I literally killed it.


Note: There is no other absolute way of blocking the popups. This is a universal fix for popups that depend on document.onclick events.


setTimeout(function(){
    document.onclick = undefined;
    setTimeout(function(){
        document.onclick = undefined;
        setTimeout(function(){
            document.onclick = undefined;
            setTimeout(function(){
                document.onclick = undefined;
                setTimeout(function(){
                    document.onclick = undefined;
                    setTimeout(function(){
                        document.onclick = undefined;
                        setTimeout(function(){
                            document.onclick = undefined;
                        }, 500);
                    }, 500);
                }, 500);
            }, 500);
        }, 500);
    }, 500);
}, 500);
*/