AMAZING.php

<?php

class BEAUTIFUL {
  public function __call($action, $arguments) {
    switch($action) {
        case: 'terrificMethod':
          return 'build a wall and ' . $arguments[0] . '!';
        default:
          die('FAKE METHOD');
    }
  }
}

$alternativeObject = new BEAUTIFUL();
$alternativeObject->terrificMethod('ban all muslims');