S.o.B Annoyalizer 0.1.1

annoyalizer.sh

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# S.o.B Annoyalizer 
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# - För att dagens datorer är alldeles för snabba 

if [[ -z $ANNOYING ]]; then
	# Save current aliases
	ANNOYING=$(mktemp)
	alias -p >> $ANNOYING

	no_more_fun() {
		unset ls
		unset cd
		unalias -a
		source $ANNOYING
		command rm $ANNOYING
		unset ANNOYING
		echo -en "\e[1A\e[100D\e[K\e[0m"
		unset no_more_fun
	}
fi

slowdown() {
	echo -en "\e[1;33m${TXT:-Working}" 
	spinner=( '|' '/' '-' '\' );
	for ((i = 0 ; i <= $((${T:-1} * 10)) ; i++)); do 
		sleep 0.1; 
		echo -en "\e[22;31m [ \e[0m${spinner[(($i % 4))]} \e[1;31m]\e[6D"; 
	done
	echo -en "\e[100D\e[K\e[0m"
	unset T
}

unalias ls 2>/dev/null
ls() { 
	F=( * );
	if ((${#F[@]} < 4 )); then
		TXT="Loading..." slowdown;
	else
		echo -n Loading; 
			for s in *; do sleep 0.15; echo -en .; done; 
		echo -e "\e[100D\e[K\e[1A";
	fi
	command ls --color $@
	unset F
}

unalias cd 2>/dev/null
cd() { if [[ -d ${1:-$HOME} ]]; then echo -en "\e[1;33mTraversing from $PWD to \e[s-----> ${1:-$HOME} \e[u"; for s in {1..6}; do sleep 0.5; echo -en "\e[31m>"; done; echo -e "\e[100D\e[K\e[0m\e[1A"; fi; command cd $1; }

alias vim='i=1;echo -e "\e[0;0H"; while (( i < $LINES )); do echo -ne "\e[32m"; echo -ne "\e[$(($RANDOM % 2 + 1))m";tr -c "[:alpha:]" " " < /dev/urandom | dd count=$(($COLUMNS)) bs=1 2> /dev/null ;echo -en "\e[37m\e[s\e[$(($LINES / 2));$((COLUMNS / 2))H vim \e[u"; sleep 0.01; let i++; done; clear; vim $@'

alias hide='echo -en "\e[1A\e[100D\e[K\e[0m"'

alias mv="slowdown; mv $@"
alias rm="slowdown; rm $@"
alias ip="slowdown; ip $@"
alias pwd="slowdown; pwd $@"
alias apt="slowdown; apt $@"
alias mkdir="T=10 slowdown; mkdir $@"
alias cp="T=3 slowdown; cp $@"
alias less="T=5;TXT=Opening slowdown; less $@"
alias touch="T=5;TXT=Touching slowdown; touch $@"
alias ssh="T=5 TXT=Connecting slowdown; ssh $@"
alias kill="TXT=Killing slowdown; kill $@"
alias sudo='TXT="Executing sudo command:" T=9 slowdown; sudo $@'

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