gistfile1.sh

function INTERNETS() {
  # Fucking computer forgets how to connect to unsecured & WEP networks
  # after going to sleep. I GET. WPA IS BETTER. SOMETIMES ITS NOT MY
  # FUCKING CHOICE AND I STILL WANT INTERNET. (Reloads the wireless
  # module & restarts the wireless daemon.)
  sudo rmmod wl
  sudo /etc/rc.d/wicd stop
  sudo modprobe wl
  sudo /etc/rc.d/wicd start
}

This made me chuckle ;)