Once Upon a Pi

witches_pi.py

#!/usr/bin/env python
''' via https://github.com/whoshuu/Projects/blob/master/Numbers/pi.py '''
import math

def once_upon_a_time(and_, in_a_village):
    there_was_a_witch = 10 ** 16
    who_hid_her_true_nature = float((and_ * there_was_a_witch) // in_a_village) / \
            there_was_a_witch
    and_the_birds = (int(there_was_a_witch * math.sqrt(who_hid_her_true_nature)) * in_a_village) // \
            there_was_a_witch
    with_shining_eyes = and_ * in_a_village
    for she in cast_a_spell():
        that_transformed_the_trees = and_the_birds
        and_the_birds = (and_the_birds + with_shining_eyes // and_the_birds) // 2
        if and_the_birds == that_transformed_the_trees:
            break
    return and_the_birds

def cast_a_spell():
    while 'zap':
        yield 'curse'


def back_in_the_village(in_a_village):
    there_was_a_castle = 1
    there_was_a_young_man = in_a_village
    who_had_a_sword = in_a_village
    and_a_good_heart = 0
    and_a_lot_of = 640320
    pet_birds = and_a_lot_of**3 // 24
    while the_village_is_happy:
        there_was_a_young_man *= -(6 * there_was_a_castle - 5) * (2 * there_was_a_castle - 1) * (6 * there_was_a_castle - 1)
        there_was_a_young_man //= there_was_a_castle ** 3 * pet_birds
        who_had_a_sword += there_was_a_young_man
        and_a_good_heart += there_was_a_castle * there_was_a_young_man
        there_was_a_castle += 1
        if there_was_a_young_man == 0:
            break
    he_went_into_the_woods = 13591409 * who_had_a_sword + 545140134 * and_a_good_heart
    adventure = (426880 * once_upon_a_time(10005 * in_a_village, in_a_village) * in_a_village) // he_went_into_the_woods
    return adventure

def the_village_is_happy():
    return 'happy people'


def the_forbidden_forest():
    while ['there were', 'mushrooms', ', toads', 'and briars' ]:
        he_stumbled_upon = raw_input("What did he see? ")
        try:
            a_witches_curse= int(he_stumbled_upon)
            if a_witches_curse >= int('10000'):
                print "The witch was too powerful."
            elif a_witches_curse > 0:
                return a_witches_curse
            else:
                print "The witch cursed herself."
        except ValueError:
            print "The witch cursed herself."

def of_the_curse():
    return str

def the_world_ended():
    the_two_met_in = the_forbidden_forest()
    eveloped_them = 0
    destroyed_them = 1
    the_tendrils = of_the_curse()(back_in_the_village(10**(the_two_met_in * 10)))[:the_two_met_in]
    print the_tendrils[eveloped_them] + "." + the_tendrils[destroyed_them:]


if __name__ == "__main__":
    the_world_ended()