gibe money plox. This is just for fun, really.

hue.py

#!/usr/bin/python2

# GIBE MONY PLOX. -mplewis

import random
import sys
from time import sleep
from math import log

numHue = 100 # LOL THIS DOESN'T MATTER
minLength = 3
maxLength = 7
pctChanceEndInH = 30
hueDistr = {3: 5, 4: 3, 5: 2}

nextLetterPoss = { \
	'E': ['A', 'U'],
	'A': ['U', 'E'],
	'U': ['E', 'A']
}

base = 'HU'

for n in range(minLength, maxLength + 1):
	if not n in hueDistr:
		hueDistr[n] = 1

hueDistrList = []

for n in hueDistr:
	numTimes = hueDistr[n]
	while numTimes > 0:
		hueDistrList.append(n)
		numTimes -= 1

def lastLetter(string):
	return string[len(string) - 1]

numHues = 0

#for n in range(numHue):
while True:
	numHues += 1
	invTimeToSleep = (log(numHues * 50) / 10)
	if invTimeToSleep >= 1:
		timeToSleep = 0.001
	else:
		timeToSleep = 1 - invTimeToSleep

	numLetters = random.randint(-3, 7)
	if numLetters < 3:
		numLetters = 3

	hueStr = base

	while len(hueStr) < numLetters:
		lettersToGo = numLetters - len(hueStr)
		if numLetters > 3 and lettersToGo == 1 and pctChanceEndInH > random.randint(0, 99):
			nextLetter = 'H'
		else:
			nextLetter = random.choice(nextLetterPoss[lastLetter(hueStr)])
		hueStr += nextLetter

	print hueStr,
	sys.stdout.flush()
	sleep(timeToSleep)