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| $(document).ready(function() { | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function val() { | |
| $("input").val(function() { | |
| return this.value.toLowerCase(); | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function get() { | |
| $("input").focus(); | |
| $("html, body").scrollTop($(document).height()); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function start() { | |
| $(document).on("showlog", "#selectlog", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var run = "help"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var bubbles = "print"; | |
| var name = $("#selectlog").val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var eval = "cd.."; | |
| /** @type {Array} */ | |
| var elems = ["00001", "00012", "00032", "00042", "00083", "00147", "00443", "00456", "00949", "01088", "01263", "02114", "02955", "03560", "04520", "05008", "07264", "08232", "11009", "22038", "30002", "31786", "40234", "50032", "64830", "66392", "82301", "87600", "96200"]; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var ch = "00451"; | |
| if ($.inArray(name, elems) !== -1) { | |
| if (/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) { | |
| window.open("http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/" + name + ".mp4", "_blank"); | |
| } else { | |
| /** @type {(Window|null)} */ | |
| var w = window.open("", "", "width=630, height=340,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no"); | |
| w.document.write("<video id='log' style='margin:-20px;' width='650' height='360' autoplay><source src='http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/big/infomercials/thhpii/l/" + name + ".mp4' type='video/mp4'></video><script src='https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.2/jquery.min.js'>\x3c/script><script>document.title = '" + name + "'; document.getElementById('log').addEventListener('ended',myHandler,false);function myHandler(e) {window.close();}\x3c/script>"); | |
| } | |
| $("enterlog, #selectlog").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Log Number > Retrieving " + name + "<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<enterlog>Enter Log Number > <input type="text" id="selectlog"/><br><br></enterlog>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } else { | |
| if (name == ch) { | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var x_pj8OtyO2I = "x-pj8OtyO2I"; | |
| if (/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) { | |
| window.open("https://www.youtube.com/embed/" + x_pj8OtyO2I + "?modestbranding=1&controls=0&rel=0&showinfo=0&start=10&autoplay=1", "_blank"); | |
| } else { | |
| /** @type {(Window|null)} */ | |
| w = window.open("", "", "width=630, height=340,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no"); | |
| w.document.write('<div id="player" style="margin:-8px"></div><script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.2.0/jquery.min.js">\x3c/script><script src="http://www.youtube.com/player_api">\x3c/script><script>var player;function onYouTubePlayerAPIReady() {player = new YT.Player("player", {height: "360",width: "640",videoId: "' + x_pj8OtyO2I + '",playerVars: {"showinfo": 0,"controls": 0,"rel": 0,"modestbranding": 1,"start": 10,},events: {"onReady": onPlayerReady,"onStateChange": onPlayerStateChange}});}function onPlayerReady(event) {event.target.playVideo();}function onPlayerStateChange(event) {if(event.data === 0) {window.close();}} $("body").hide();$("html").css("background-color","blue");setTimeout(function(){$("body").show();},4000);\x3c/script>'); | |
| } | |
| $("enterlog, #selectlog").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Log Number > Retrieving " + name + "<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<enterlog>Enter Log Number > <input type="text" id="selectlog"/><br><br></enterlog>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| if (name == eval) { | |
| $(document).off("showlog", "#selectlog"); | |
| $("enterlog, #selectlog").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Log Number > ../<br><br>"); | |
| update(); | |
| } | |
| if (!(name == eval) && (!(name == ch) && (!(name == run) && !(name == bubbles)))) { | |
| $("enterlog, #selectlog").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Log Number > Bad command or filename<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<enterlog>Enter Log Number > <input type="text" id="selectlog"/><br><br></enterlog>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function callback() { | |
| $(document).on("gotoarchives", "#archivespword", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var vs = "help"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var ms = "print"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var x = "sadday"; | |
| var g = $("#archivespword").val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var cmax = "cd.."; | |
| if (g == x) { | |
| $(document).off("gotoarchives", "#archivespword"); | |
| $("archives").replaceWith("Enter Password > ******<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append("Password Authenticated<br><br>"); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var sorted = $(sourceContainer).find("files"); | |
| $("body").append(sorted); | |
| }); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("files").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 600); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 800); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| init(); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| } | |
| if (!(g == vs) && (!(g == ms) && !(g == x))) { | |
| if (g == cmax) { | |
| $("enterarchives").remove(); | |
| $("archives").replaceWith("Enter Password > ../<br><br>"); | |
| $("body").append("<br>"); | |
| $(document).off("gotoarchives", "#archivespword"); | |
| update(); | |
| } else { | |
| $("body").append("Incorrect password<br>"); | |
| $("err").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("<err></err>"); | |
| $("#archivespword").val(""); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function init() { | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#thefile", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("showfile"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("showfile", "#thefile", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| var data = $("#thefile").val(); | |
| var f = data.toUpperCase(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var D = "cd.."; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var C = "help"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var FALSE = "print"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var newModel = "file80072"; | |
| /** @type {Array} */ | |
| var inheritables = ["file16988", "file25448", "file44876", "file69051", "file69992", "file19235", "file51235", "file58992", "file67020", "file78324"]; | |
| /** @type {Array} */ | |
| var elems = ["file06077", "file06126", "file08488", "file12520", "file24349", "file30274", "file34720", "file37374", "file46442", "file53439", "file82377", "file86875", "file87526", "file87567", "file88521", "file89003", "file89818", "file90043", "file96246", "file99712"]; | |
| /** @type {Array} */ | |
| var selection = ["file02203", "file13184", "file34248", "file50834", "file54851", "file63432", "file66589", "file67087", "file67264", "file82971", "file82983", "file93737"]; | |
| if ($.inArray(data, inheritables) !== -1) { | |
| /** @type {(Window|null)} */ | |
| var pagerNum = window.open("archives/RECOVERED_FILES/" + data, "", "width=600,height=900,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no"); | |
| var o = data.toUpperCase(); | |
| $("loadfiles").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Filename > Retrieving " + o + "<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| if ($.inArray(data, elems) !== -1) { | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("loadfiles").replaceWith("Enter Filename > Retrieving File<br><br>"); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var sHTML = $(sourceContainer).find(data); | |
| $("body").append(sHTML); | |
| }); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $(data).contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 800); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($.inArray(data, selection) !== -1) { | |
| if (/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) { | |
| window.open("archives/RECOVERED_FILES/" + data + ".wav", "_blank"); | |
| } else { | |
| $("body").append("<wav><audio id='wav' autoplay><source src='archives/RECOVERED_FILES/" + data + ".wav' type='audio/wav'></audio><script>document.getElementById('wav').addEventListener('ended',myHandler,false);function myHandler(e) {$('wav').remove();}\x3c/script></wav>"); | |
| } | |
| $("loadfiles").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Filename > Playing " + f + "<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| if (data == D) { | |
| $(document).off("showfile", "#thefile"); | |
| $("loadfiles").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Filename > ../<br><br>"); | |
| update(); | |
| } | |
| if (data == newModel) { | |
| if (/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) { | |
| $("loadfiles").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Filename > Program could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt:<br>:>/ARCHIVES/RECOVERED_FILES/boomcat.dll<br>Please re-install a copy for the above file.<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| } else { | |
| $("loadfiles, audio").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Filename > Running FILE80072.EXE . . .<br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<exe><iframe frameborder="0" src="boomcat/index.html"></iframe></exe>'); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("exe").css("visibility", "visible"); | |
| }, 800); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#printq", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("printThat"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("printThat", "#printq", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| var ms = $("#printq").val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var s = "y"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var d = "n"; | |
| if (ms == s) { | |
| $(document).off("printThat", "#printq"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("#printq").replaceWith("Y"); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<iframe src="boomcat/assets/youwin.pdf" id="youwin"></iframe>'); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("#youwin").get(0).contentWindow.print(); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("#youwin").remove(); | |
| }, 1800); | |
| } | |
| if (ms == d) { | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| get(); | |
| $(document).off("printThat", "#printq"); | |
| } | |
| if (!(ms == s) && !(ms == d)) { | |
| $("#printq").replaceWith("Error"); | |
| $("body").append('Print Award? Y / N > <input type="text" id="printq"><br>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| if ($.inArray(data, inheritables) == -1 && ($.inArray(data, elems) == -1 && ($.inArray(data, selection) == -1 && (!(data == D) && (!(data == newModel) && (!(data == C) && !(data == FALSE))))))) { | |
| $("loadfiles").replaceWith("Enter Filename > Bad command or filename<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile"></loadfiles>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function setup() { | |
| $(document).on("showlurker", "#thing", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var wanted = "help"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var CLEANUP = "print"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var scope = "waarnemin"; | |
| var type = $("#thing").val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var curCSS = "cd.."; | |
| if (type !== scope) { | |
| if (type == curCSS) { | |
| $("x").remove(); | |
| $("xxxx:last-of-type").replaceWith("Enter Password > ../<br><br>"); | |
| $(document).off("showlurker", "#thing"); | |
| update(); | |
| } | |
| if (!(type == curCSS) && (!(type == wanted) && !(type == CLEANUP))) { | |
| $("body").append("Incorrect password<br>"); | |
| $("err").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("<err></err>"); | |
| $("#thing").val(""); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| } else { | |
| $("#thing, err").remove(); | |
| $(document).off("showlurker", "#thing"); | |
| $("xxxx:last-of-type").replaceWith("Enter Password > *********<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append("Password Authenticated<br><br>"); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var lineSeparator = $(sourceContainer).find("xxx"); | |
| $("body").append(lineSeparator); | |
| }); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("xxx").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 600); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append("<br><br><enternumber><numb>Enter Number > <input type='text' id='numberxx'/><br></numb></enternumber>"); | |
| }, 800); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#numberxx", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("showxx"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("showxx", "#numberxx", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var c2 = "help"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var c1 = "print"; | |
| var i = $("#numberxx").val(); | |
| /** @type {Array} */ | |
| var elems = ["1", "2", "3"]; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var last = "cd.."; | |
| if ($.inArray(i, elems) !== -1) { | |
| if (/Android|webOS|iPhone|iPad|iPod|BlackBerry|IEMobile|Opera Mini/i.test(navigator.userAgent)) { | |
| window.open("l/x" + i + ".mp4", "_blank"); | |
| } else { | |
| /** @type {(Window|null)} */ | |
| var printWin = window.open("", "", "width=630, height=340,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=no,resizable=no"); | |
| printWin.document.write("<video id='xx' style='margin:-20px;' width='650' height='360' autoplay><source src='l/x" + i + ".mp4' type='video/mp4'></video><script src='https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.2/jquery.min.js'>\x3c/script><script>document.title = '" + i + "'; document.getElementById('xx').addEventListener('ended',myHandler,false);function myHandler(e) {window.close();}\x3c/script>"); | |
| } | |
| $("enternumber").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Number > Retrieving XXXXXXX" + i + "<br>"); | |
| $("body").append("<enternumber><numb>Enter Number > <input type='text' id='numberxx'/><br></numb></enternumber>"); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| if ($.inArray(i, elems) == -1) { | |
| if (i == last) { | |
| $(document).off("showxx", "#numberxx"); | |
| $("enternumber").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Number > ../<br><br>"); | |
| update(); | |
| } | |
| if (!(i == last) && (!(i == c2) && !(i == c1))) { | |
| $("enternumber").remove(); | |
| $("body").append("Enter Number > Bad command or filename<br>"); | |
| $("body").append("<enternumber>Enter Number > <input type='text' id='numberxx'/><br></enternumber>"); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function update() { | |
| $("err").after("<br>").remove(); | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var lineSeparator = $(sourceContainer).find("logs_archives"); | |
| $("body").append(lineSeparator); | |
| }); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("logs_archives").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 600); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function createDateTimePicker() { | |
| $(document).on("logsorarchives", "#logsarchives", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function save() { | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var lineSeparator = $(sourceContainer).find("logs"); | |
| $("body").append(lineSeparator); | |
| }); | |
| }, 100); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("logs").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 300); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| start(); | |
| }, 500); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 700); | |
| } | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var elTo = "0"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var div = "1"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var value = "2"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var searchEl = "3"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var viewportElement = "print"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var that = "help"; | |
| var el = $("#logsarchives").val(); | |
| if (!(el == elTo) && (!(el == div) && (!(el == value) && (!(el == searchEl) && (!(el == viewportElement) && !(el == that)))))) { | |
| $("logarch").replaceWith(":\> Bad command or filename<br>"); | |
| $("body").append('<logarch>:\>\t<input type="text" name="logsarchives" id="logsarchives" autocomplete="off"/></logsarch><br><br>'); | |
| get(); | |
| } | |
| if (el == elTo) { | |
| $("logarch").html(":\> 0<br><br>"); | |
| $("logarch").contents().unwrap(); | |
| /** @type {Date} */ | |
| var date = new Date; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var lineSeparator = date.getDate() + "/" + (date.getMonth() + 1) + "/" + date.getFullYear(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var navTabs = date.getHours() + ":" + date.getMinutes() + ":" + date.getSeconds(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var lineSeparator = $(sourceContainer).find("shutdown"); | |
| $("body").append(lineSeparator); | |
| get(); | |
| }); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("quitdate").append(lineSeparator); | |
| get(); | |
| $("quitdate").contents().unwrap(); | |
| $("quittime").append(navTabs); | |
| get(); | |
| $("quittime").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("saving").show(); | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("saving").append("complete"); | |
| $("running").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("deleting").show(); | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("deleting").append("complete"); | |
| $("validating").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 1600); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("uploading").show(); | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1800); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("uploading").append("complete"); | |
| $("restoring").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 2E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| location.reload(); | |
| }, 2200); | |
| } | |
| if (el == div) { | |
| $("logarch").replaceWith(":\> 1<br><br>"); | |
| $("logarch").contents().unwrap(); | |
| save(); | |
| } | |
| if (el == value) { | |
| $("logarch").replaceWith(":\> 2<br><br>"); | |
| $("logarch").contents().unwrap(); | |
| $("body").append('<archives><enterarchives>Enter Password > <input type="text" id="archivespword"/></enterarchives><br><br></archives>'); | |
| get(); | |
| callback(); | |
| } | |
| if (el == searchEl) { | |
| $("logarch").replaceWith(":\> X<br><br>"); | |
| $("logarch").contents().unwrap(); | |
| $("body").append('<xxxx><x>Enter Password > <input type="text" id="thing"/></x><br><br></xxxx>'); | |
| get(); | |
| setup(); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| function initialize() { | |
| $(window).resize(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }); | |
| val(); | |
| $(document).click(function() { | |
| $("input").focus(); | |
| }); | |
| /** @type {number} */ | |
| var c = $(window).height() - 50; | |
| var d = $(document).height(); | |
| $(window).resize(function() { | |
| /** @type {number} */ | |
| var a = $(window).height() - 50; | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keydown", "body", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 38) { | |
| window.scrollBy("0", "-50"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keydown", "body", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 40) { | |
| window.scrollBy("0", "50"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| /** @type {(MediaQueryList|null)} */ | |
| var mpl = window.matchMedia("print"); | |
| mpl.addListener(function(matcher) { | |
| if (matcher.matches) { | |
| $("body").contents().wrap("<span>"); | |
| $("body").append("<print><br><br>PRINTING RESTRICTED FOR BETA USERS</print>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("print").remove(); | |
| }, 800); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("span").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| } else { | |
| console.log("onafterprint equivalent"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $("head").html('<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" /><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, height=device-height,initial-scale=1, maximum-scale=1, user-scalable=no" /><title>_</title><link rel="stylesheet" href="stylee.css"><link rel="shortcut icon" href="img/iconn.ico"><link rel="shortcut icon" href="img/iconn.png">'); | |
| $("body").html(""); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").html("LOADING..."); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").load("text.html abdos initialize"); | |
| }, 2700); | |
| /** @type {Date} */ | |
| var date = new Date; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var lineSeparator = date.getDate() + "/" + (date.getMonth() + 1) + "/" + date.getFullYear(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var navTabs = date.getHours() + ":" + date.getMinutes() + ":" + date.getSeconds(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("initialize").contents().unwrap(); | |
| $("date").append(lineSeparator); | |
| $("date").contents().unwrap(); | |
| $("time").append(navTabs); | |
| $("time").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 3E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("running").show(); | |
| }, 3300); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("running").append("complete"); | |
| $("running").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 3500); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("validating").show(); | |
| }, 3700); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("validating").append("complete"); | |
| $("validating").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 3900); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("restoring").show(); | |
| }, 4100); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("restoring").append("complete"); | |
| $("restoring").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 4300); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("collating").show(); | |
| }, 4500); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("collating").append("complete"); | |
| $("collating").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 4700); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("initialize").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 4900); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append("Password Authenticated<br><br>"); | |
| }, 5100); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var help = $(sourceContainer).find("help"); | |
| $("body").append(help); | |
| }); | |
| }, 5300); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| update(); | |
| }, 5500); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| createDateTimePicker(); | |
| }, 5700); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 5700); | |
| } | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#selectlog", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("showlog"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#archivespword", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("gotoarchives"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#thing", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("showlurker"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "input", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("commands"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("commands", "input", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var ch = "print"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var eval = "help"; | |
| var name = $("input").val(); | |
| if (name == eval) { | |
| /** | |
| * @return {undefined} | |
| */ | |
| var initialize = function() { | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $.get("text.html", function(sourceContainer) { | |
| var help = $(sourceContainer).find("help"); | |
| $("body").append(help); | |
| get(); | |
| }); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("help").contents().unwrap(); | |
| }, 600); | |
| }; | |
| if ($("logarch").length) { | |
| $("logarch").replaceWith(":\> HELP<br><br>"); | |
| initialize(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| update(); | |
| }, 800); | |
| } | |
| if ($("enterlog").length) { | |
| $("enterlog").replaceWith("Enter Log Number > HELP<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| initialize(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<enterlog>Enter Log Number > <input type="text" id="selectlog"/><br><br></enterlog>'); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("archives").length) { | |
| $("archives").replaceWith("Enter Password > HELP<br><br>"); | |
| $("err").after("<br>").remove(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| initialize(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<archives><enterarchives>Enter Password > <input type="text" id="archivespword"/></enterarchives><br><br></archives>'); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("loadfiles").length) { | |
| $("loadfiles").replaceWith("Enter Filename > HELP<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| initialize(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile" autocomplete="off"></loadfiles>'); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("xxxx").length) { | |
| $("xxxx").replaceWith("Enter Password > HELP<br><br>"); | |
| $("err").after("<br>").remove(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| initialize(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<xxxx><x>Enter Password > <input type="text" id="thing"/></x><br><br></xxxx>'); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("enternumber").length) { | |
| $("enternumber").replaceWith("Enter Number > HELP<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| initialize(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append("<enternumber>Enter Number > <input type='text' id='numberxx'/><br></enternumber>"); | |
| }, 1E3); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| if (name == ch) { | |
| if ($("logarch").length) { | |
| $("logarch").remove(); | |
| $("body").append(":\> PRINT<br><br>"); | |
| window.print(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| update(); | |
| }, 800); | |
| } | |
| if ($("enterlog").length) { | |
| $("enterlog").replaceWith("Enter Log Number > PRINT<br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<enterlog>Enter Log Number > <input type="text" id="selectlog"/><br><br></enterlog>'); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| window.print(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("archives").length) { | |
| $("archives").replaceWith("Enter Password > PRINT<br><br>"); | |
| $("err").after("<br>").remove(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<archives><enterarchives>Enter Password > <input type="text" id="archivespword"/></enterarchives><br><br></archives>'); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| window.print(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("loadfiles").length) { | |
| $("loadfiles").replaceWith("Enter Filename > PRINT<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<loadfiles>Enter Filename > <input type="text" id="thefile" autocomplete="off"></loadfiles>'); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| window.print(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("xxxx").length) { | |
| $("xxxx").replaceWith("Enter Password > PRINT<br><br>"); | |
| $("err").after("<br>").remove(); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append('<xxxx><x>Enter Password > <input type="text" id="thing"/></x><br><br></xxxx>'); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| window.print(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| if ($("enternumber").length) { | |
| $("enternumber").replaceWith("Enter Number > PRINT<br><br>"); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| $("body").append("<enternumber>Enter Number > <input type='text' id='numberxx'/><br></enternumber>"); | |
| }, 200); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| window.print(); | |
| }, 400); | |
| setTimeout(function() { | |
| get(); | |
| }, 1200); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#logsarchives", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("logsorarchives"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| if (window.location.href == "http://absurveillancesolutions.com/solutions.html") { | |
| $("button").click(function() { | |
| $("error").text("Error: This function is not available without an account"); | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| if (window.location.href == "http://absurveillancesolutions.com/" || window.location.href == "http://www.absurveillancesolutions.com/") { | |
| $("body").load("text.html index"); | |
| $(document).on("enterkey", "#password", function(dataAndEvents) { | |
| val(); | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var bedsheets = "bedsheets"; | |
| /** @type {string} */ | |
| var b = "00437"; | |
| if ($("#password").val() !== bedsheets) { | |
| $("error").html("Username/Password Error"); | |
| } else { | |
| if ($("#username").val() == b) { | |
| initialize(); | |
| } else { | |
| $("error").html("Username Error"); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| $(document).on("keyup", "#password", function(event) { | |
| if (event.keyCode == 13) { | |
| $(this).trigger("enterkey"); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| } | |
| }); |
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