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/*
 * Who are the { parents, children, grandchildren, grandparents, siblings, ... } of { name }?
 *
 * Let's start with just a small set:
 *    Amy and Bob have children Carol, Doug, Erin
 *    Carol and Xavier have children Mike, Nina
 *
 *       Amy + Bob  <- we only care about genetic relations, don't fuss about the "+" as something we need!
 *       /   |  \
 *   Doug  Erin  Carol + Xavier

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# Create a log of what I did today at ~/.today
# Example:
# today I made a sandwich
# today I ate a sandwich
# cat ~/.today
# 2018-07-16 16:02:12 I made a sandwich
# 2018-07-16 15:59:28 I ate a sandwich
today(){
	# make sure the file exists
	touch ~/.today

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#Gets the current branch and project name and uses that to compile a github URL that matches what you have open in Jetbrains
#jetbrains settings -> tools -> external tools
#program: /path/to/this/.file
#parameters: $ProjectFileDir$ $FilePathRelativeToProjectRoot$ $SelectionStartLine$ $SelectionEndLine$
#working directory: $ProjectFileDir$
open $(cd $1 && echo $(git config --get remote.origin.url | sed -e 's/git@/https:\/\//' | sed -e 's/\.net:/.net\//' | sed -e 's/.git$/\//')"blob/"$(git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD)"/"$2#L$3-L$4)

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function syl(word) {
  word = word.toLowerCase();
  if(word.length <= 3) return 1;
  if(word.search(/\d/) != -1) return Math.floor(word.length/3);
  word = word.replace(/(?:[^laeiouy]es|ed|[^laeiouy]e)$/, '');
  word = word.replace(/^y/, '');
  return word.match(/[aeiouy]{1,2}/g).length;
};
$('body').append('<div id="readdiv" style="padding:20px; font-size:30px; font-family:arial; width:600px; line-height:80px; position:fixed; top:20px; left:50%; margin-left:-300px; background-color:white;"></div>');
$readdiv = $('#readdiv');