mswain

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am mswain on github.
• I am mswain (https://keybase.io/mswain) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASC5XX2dMWf4w_6KFeXINITDdVZ5aPKhvp-0d90yScOEiAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

mswain

-- show running queries (pre 9.2)
SELECT procpid, age(query_start, clock_timestamp()), usename, current_query 
FROM pg_stat_activity 
WHERE current_query != '<IDLE>' AND current_query NOT ILIKE '%pg_stat_activity%' 
ORDER BY query_start desc;

-- show running queries (9.2)
SELECT pid, age(query_start, clock_timestamp()), usename, query 
FROM pg_stat_activity 
WHERE query != '<IDLE>' AND query NOT ILIKE '%pg_stat_activity%' 

mswain

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am mswain on github.
• I am mswain (https://keybase.io/mswain) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 6DF1 7524 E717 2FE3 357A 805E ED69 88DA 052A 2544

To claim this, I am signing this object:

mswain

class Redis
  def keys(pattern = "*")
    raise "I hate you."
  end
end

mswain

redis 127.0.0.1:9999> iamafuckinmoronwhodoesntlistenandwantstocrashredis
(error) ERR wrong number of arguments for 'iamafuckinmoronwhodoesntlistenandwantstocrashredis' command
redis 127.0.0.1:9999> iamafuckinmoronwhodoesntlistenandwantstocrashredis *
(empty list or set)
redis 127.0.0.1:9999> exit