ruby version of LOVELETTERS

loveletters.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

#
# this code is modified from
#
# https://github.com/gingerbeardman/loveletter
#
# any mistakes are certainly added from me
#

# this is the code for https://botsin.space/@loveletter 

require 'mastodon'
token = ENV["MASTODON_TOKEN"]
client = Mastodon::REST::Client.new(base_url: 'https://botsin.space', bearer_token:token)


sals1 =["Beloved", "Darling", "Dear", "Dearest", "Fanciful", "Honey"]
sals2 = ["Chickpea", "Dear", "Duck", "Jewel", "Love", "Moppet", "Sweetheart"]
adjs = ["affectionate", "amorous", "anxious", "avid", "beautiful", "breathless", "burning", "covetous", "craving", "curious", "eager", "fervent", "fondest", "loveable", "lovesick", "loving", "passionate", "precious", "seductive", "sweet", "sympathetic", "tender", "unsatisfied", "winning", "wistful"]
nouns = ["adoration", "affection", "ambition", "appetite", "ardour", "being", "burning", "charm", "craving", "desire", "devotion", "eagerness", "enchantment", "enthusiasm", "fancy", "fellow feeling", "fervour", "fondness", "heart", "hunger", "infatuation", "little liking", "longing", "love", "lust", "passion", "rapture", "sympathy", "thirst", "wish", "yearning"]
advs = ["affectionately", "ardently", "anxiously", "beautifully", "burningly", "covetously", "curiously", "eagerly", "fervently", "fondly", "impatiently", "keenly", "lovingly", "passionately", "seductively", "tenderly", "wistfully"]
verbs = ["adores", "attracts", "clings to", "holds dear", "hopes for", "hungers for", "likes", "longs for", "loves", "lusts after", "pants for", "pines for", "sighs for", "tempts", "thirsts for", "treasures", "yearns for", "woos"]


def rando
  rand(0..9) < 5
end

space = "        "
output = []
salutation = [sals1.sample, sals2.sample, "\n#{space}"].join(" ")

lastcall = nil

output << salutation

concat = ""

1.upto(5) {
  if rando
		#LONG
		optadj1 = rando ? '' : adjs.sample
		noun1 = nouns.sample
		optadv = rando ? '' : advs.sample
		verb = verbs.sample
		optadj2 = rando ? '' : adjs.sample
		noun2 = nouns.sample
		if (lastcall != nil || lastcall == :long)
			concat = ". "
		end

    puts [concat, optadj1, noun1, optadv, verb, optadj2, noun2].inspect
    line = ("%s My %s %s %s %s your %s %s" % [concat, optadj1, noun1, optadv, verb, optadj2, noun2]).squeeze(" ")
		output << line

    lastcall = :long
  else
    # SHORT

		adj = adjs.sample
	  noun = nouns.sample

		if lastcall == :short
			concat = ", "
		elsif lastcall == :long
	    concat = ". You are"
    else
			concat = "You are "
		end

    puts [concat, adj, noun].inspect
    line = ("%s my %s %s" % [concat, adj, noun]).squeeze(" ")
		output << line
		lastcall = :short
    
  end
}

adv = advs.sample

output << ".\n#{space}#{space}Yours %s,\n#{space}#{space}M.U.C.\n" % adv


output = output.join("").upcase

puts output

client.create_status(output)