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A little HTML/Javascript thingy that generates fake "stan Twitter" usernames.
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<!doctype HTML> | |
<html> | |
<head> | |
<title>Stan Twitter Name Generator</title> | |
<style> | |
html { | |
background: #666; | |
} | |
#main { | |
box-sizing: border-box; | |
height: 50vh; | |
width: 60vw; | |
margin: auto; | |
margin-top: 25vh; | |
padding: 10vh; | |
background: rgb(255,167,182); | |
border-radius: 2vw; | |
box-shadow: 10px 10px 10px rgba(0,0,0,0.5); | |
line-height: 30vh; | |
font-size: 5vw; | |
text-align: center; | |
font-family: Segoe UI, sans-serif; | |
cursor: pointer; | |
user-select: none; | |
} | |
</style> | |
</head> | |
<body> | |
<div id="main" onclick="name()">CLICK HERE...</div> | |
<script> | |
var parts = [ | |
"vampire", | |
"vampires", | |
"ghost", | |
"ghosts", | |
"king", | |
"kings", | |
"queen", | |
"queens", | |
"bones", | |
"zombies", | |
"corpse", | |
"dead", | |
"chemical", | |
"bat", | |
"crazy", | |
"mystic", | |
"berkeley", | |
"pistols", | |
"unicorn", | |
"streets", | |
"rat", | |
"rats", | |
"drive", | |
"leathered", | |
"faces", | |
"face", | |
"ink", | |
"written", | |
"plague", | |
"yung", | |
"sunshine", | |
"blasphemy", | |
"sorrow", | |
"bleach", | |
"haunted", | |
"disaster", | |
"low", | |
"slasher", | |
"massacre", | |
"stan", | |
"blood", | |
"witch", | |
"witches", | |
"warped", | |
"punk", | |
"punks", | |
"night", | |
"nights", | |
"crimson", | |
"horror", | |
"emo", | |
"smile", | |
"slytherin", | |
"legacy", | |
"vintage", | |
"bucky", | |
"mystery", | |
"magic", | |
"space", | |
"bug", | |
"writing", | |
"skeleton", | |
"closet", | |
"fire", | |
"fragile", | |
"bottom", | |
"top", | |
"tops", | |
"witcher", | |
"witchers", | |
"valentine", | |
"feather", | |
"feathers", | |
"exorcism", | |
"dreadful", | |
"black", | |
"silver", | |
"hardcore", | |
"disease", | |
"phantom", | |
"phantoms", | |
"killjoy", | |
"killjoys", | |
"razor", | |
"razors", | |
"mcr", | |
"mychem", | |
"fallen", | |
"toro", | |
"devotion", | |
"spooky", | |
"misery", | |
"bitch", | |
"bitches", | |
"ramones", | |
"used", | |
"neck", | |
"deep", | |
"broken", | |
"break", | |
"parade", | |
"revenge", | |
"knife", | |
"knives", | |
"bullets", | |
"danger", | |
"jetblack", | |
"demon", | |
"witchess", | |
"vinyl", | |
"ideal", | |
"dystopia", | |
"regret" | |
]; | |
var names = [ | |
"alex", | |
"connor", | |
"sam", | |
"aiden", | |
"hayley", | |
"brendon", | |
"bert", | |
"ray", | |
"mikey", | |
"gerard", | |
"frank", | |
"bob", | |
"jamie", | |
"james", | |
"quinn", | |
"awsten", | |
"danny", | |
"helena", | |
"lola", | |
"way", | |
"iero", | |
"bryar", | |
"gaskarth", | |
"wentz", | |
"stump", | |
"patrick", | |
"pete", | |
"knight" | |
]; | |
function name() { | |
var result = ""; | |
var properlength = false; | |
while(properlength == false) | |
{ | |
var part1 = parts[Math.floor(Math.random() * parts.length)]; | |
var part2 = ""; | |
var differentparts = false; | |
while(differentparts == false) { | |
part2 = parts[Math.floor(Math.random() * parts.length)]; | |
if(part2 != part1) | |
{ | |
differentparts = true; | |
} | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.85) | |
{ | |
if(Math.random() > 0.5) | |
{ | |
part1 = names[Math.floor(Math.random() * names.length)]; | |
} else { | |
part2 = names[Math.floor(Math.random() * names.length)]; | |
} | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.8) | |
{ | |
part1 = part1.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + part1.slice(1); | |
part2 = part2.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + part2.slice(1); | |
} else if(Math.random() > 0.8) | |
{ | |
part1 = part1.toUpperCase(); | |
part2 = part2.toUpperCase(); | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.85) | |
{ | |
result = name1; | |
} else { | |
result = part1; | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.7) | |
{ | |
if(Math.random() > 0.7) | |
{ | |
result += "_"; | |
} else if(Math.random() > 0.5) { | |
result += "x"; | |
} else { | |
result += Math.floor(Math.random() * 17.5) + ""; | |
} | |
} | |
result += part2; | |
var altered = false; | |
while(altered != true) | |
{ | |
if(Math.random() > 0.5) | |
{ | |
result = result.replace("l", "I"); | |
altered = true; | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.85) | |
{ | |
var match = result.match(/[^a^e^i^o^u][aeiou][^a^e^i^o^u]/); | |
result = result.replace(match[0], match[0][0] + "x" + match[0][2]); | |
altered = true; | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.9) | |
{ | |
result = result.replace("o", "x"); | |
result = result.replace("O", "X"); | |
altered = true; | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.8) | |
{ | |
if(Math.random() > 0.5) | |
{ | |
result = "_" + result; | |
} else { | |
result = result + "_"; | |
} | |
altered = true; | |
} | |
if(Math.random() > 0.95) | |
{ | |
result += Math.floor(Math.random() * 100); | |
altered = true; | |
} | |
} | |
if(result.length <= 15) | |
{ | |
properlength = true; | |
} else { | |
properlength = false; | |
} | |
} | |
document.getElementById("main").innerHTML = "@" + result; | |
} | |
</script> | |
</body> | |
</html> |
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