Evil .bashrc

.bashrc

export PS1="\nYou are in a room with many doors, all alike\n# "

alias cd="echo That door is locked #"
alias pwd="echo You are lost #"
alias ls="echo It is too dark to see anything #"
alias cat="echo It is too dark to see anything #"
alias vi="echo You\\'re not strong enough to perform that action #"
alias startx="echo I don\\'t understand #"
alias exit="echo You don\\'t know the way out #"
alias sudo="echo You have been eaten by a Grue #"
alias alias="echo The name you started with is good enough #"
alias unalias="echo That which is done cannot be undone #"