No Jerry, I'm not fucking with you

hahahaha.m

// At some point I thought this was very clever
//
// Six months later I was like, why the hell is the tag on this view 1008017??!?!

-(void)awakeFromNib
{
    [super awakeFromNib];
    int tag = [self tag];
    if (tag > 1000000) {
        int residue = tag - (tag / 1000000) * 1000000;
        int leftCap = residue / 1000;
        int topCap = residue - 1000 * leftCap;
        UIImage *img;
        img = [self backgroundImageForState:UIControlStateNormal];
        if (img) {
            img = [img stretchableImageWithLeftCapWidth:leftCap topCapHeight:topCap];
            [self setBackgroundImage:img forState:UIControlStateNormal];
        }
        img = [self backgroundImageForState:UIControlStateHighlighted];
        if (img) {
            img = [img stretchableImageWithLeftCapWidth:leftCap topCapHeight:topCap];
            [self setBackgroundImage:img forState:UIControlStateHighlighted];
        }
        img = [self backgroundImageForState:UIControlStateSelected];
        if (img) {
            img = [img stretchableImageWithLeftCapWidth:leftCap topCapHeight:topCap];
            [self setBackgroundImage:img forState:UIControlStateSelected];
        }
        img = [self backgroundImageForState:UIControlStateDisabled];
        if (img) {
            img = [img stretchableImageWithLeftCapWidth:leftCap topCapHeight:topCap];
            [self setBackgroundImage:img forState:UIControlStateDisabled];
        }
    }
}