zalgo.rb

require 'open-uri'

Earthquake.init do
  command :zalgo do |m|
    tw = ""
    txt = m[1]
    open("http://zalgo-text.jgate.de/convert?q=#{URI.encode(txt)}&max=20") do |r|
      tw = r.read
    end
    
    input(":update #{tw}")
  end
end