Linear congruential generator (Seedable PRNG) with weighted choices and shuffling in 1.4kb of clean JS.

lcg.js

var LCG = (function () {
	var c = 0x93456789, a = 0x169659, mod, mask, r;
	mask = (mod = Math.pow(2, 31)) - 1;
	
	function LCG(seed) {
		this.seed = seed || new Date().getTime();
	}

	LCG.prototype = {
		nextInt:
			function () {
				r = this.seed + c;
				this.seed = (this.seed * a + c) & mask;
				r = ((r ^ (r >>> 16)) * a) & mask;
				return r ^ (r >>> 16);
			},
		nextFloat:
			function () {return this.nextInt() / mod},
		rangeInt:
			function (start, end) {
				var n;
				while ((n = this.nextInt()) > mod - mod % (end - start)) ;
				return start + n % (end - start);
			},
		rangeFloat:
			function (start, end) {return start + this.nextFloat() * (end - start);},
		choose:
			function (set, weights) {
				if (!weights) return set[LCG.prototype.rangeInt(0, set.length)];
				if (set.length != weights.length) throw "Set length must match weights length.";
				
				var i, t, s, a;
				for (t = i = 0; i < set.length; t += weights[i ++]);
				
				s = this.rangeFloat(0, t);
				for (i = a = 0; a < t; a += weights.shift(i ++))
					if (s >= a && s < a + weights[0])
						return set[i];
			},
		shuffle:
			function (set) {
				for (
					var copy = set.slice(0), out = [];
					copy.length > 0;
					out.push(copy.splice(this.nextInt() % copy.length, 1)[0])
				);
				return out;
			}
	};
	return LCG;
})();

This looks really cool. Definitely going to star this for use in a future project.