This is my wiki. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My wiki is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My wiki, without me, is useless. Without my wiki, I am useless. I must wiki true. I must wiki better than my enemy who is trying to out wiki me. I must wiki him before he wikis me. I will...
My wiki and myself know that what counts in this war is not the docs we type, the users who read, or the communities we forge. We know that it is the wikis that count. We will hit...
My wiki is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its widgets and its syntax. I will keep my wiki clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My wiki and myself are the defenders of my awesome codez. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!