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Genius.js

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for ( var everything in large.amounts ) {
	count++;
}

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monday.rgb = 0x0000ff;

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if ( i === max ) { 
	baby.hit( me );
}

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var balloonType = ( System.lang == 'DE' ) ? 'luft' : 0xff0000;
Balloon.make( 99, balloonType );

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cache.restore( sexy );

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rain.rgb = 0x800080;

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function touch( obj ) {
	if ( obj === this ) {
		throw "Stop! Hammer Time.";
	}
	else {
		obj.bump();
	}
}

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for ( what in this ) {
	this.volume--;
}

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var cause = ( nothing === u );

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if ( !saying(i) === ( she instanceof GoldDigger ) ) {
	//@TODO: implement policy for instances not to mess with...
}

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that.hotline = function() {
	return $.ajax( "http://aubreygraham.ca", {
		data: {
			action: 'bling'
		},
		dataType: 'jsonp'
	});
}

$.when( $.ajax( that.hotline() ) ).then( that = Thing.getInstance() );

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var hasBegun = false;

self.heart.song.addEventListener( 'start', onSongStart );

function onSongStart( songEvent ) {
	
	self.heart.song.melody.start();
	
	if ( 1 === 0 ) {
		self.heart.song.melody.complete();
	}
	
	if ( songEvent.origin === self.heart.song.children[0].children[0].children[0] ) {
		
		if ( !hasBegun ) {
			self.heart.find( 'release' );
			hasBegun = true;
		}
	}
}

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var classification = ClassUtil.getType( love );
var more = !baby.hurt( me );
more = !more;

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// @deprecated old-fashioned using with() condition.

function isNotion() {
	
	var it = this;
	
	with ( it ) {
		var love = getToDo();
	}
	return ( love typeof Notion );
}

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var message = new Message( { type: Message.saveRequest, target: this } );
var bottle = new Bottle( message, onMessageReceived );

var recipients = [];

Ship.send( message, Notifications.GlobalChannel );

function onMessageReceived( receipt ) {
	
	var someone = receipt.target;

	if ( someone !== null ) {
		recipients.push( someone );
	}
}

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var that = this;

var way = ( money === 4 * nothing && chicks.value === Value.Free ) ? guitar.play( Scope.MTV ) : helper.install( new Appliance( Appliance.Microwave ) );

if ( !that.working ) { 
	you.wayToDoIt = that.way;
}

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var isAtDoor = false;

for ( var i = 1; i <= 4; i++ ) {
	
	var g = crew[i];
	
	if ( g === G.Snoop || g === G.Dre ) {
		g.ready = true;
		g.enter();
		back.on('up') = next;
	}
}

if ( G.Snoop.hasEntered() && G.Dre.hasEntered() ) {
	back.dispatch('up');
}

function next( episode ) {
	
	var it = G.thang;
	var uh = ( episode.target instanceof G );
	
	if ( it == this && it == that && it == this && uh ) {
		this.setState( State.chill );
	}
}

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var me = this;
var you = Girrrl.getInstance();

var what = ExistentialUtil.getReason( me.getRelationship( you ) !== Nothing.include( Value.heartache ) );
var how = ExistentialUtil.getReason( you.getRelationship( me ) !== Nothing.include( Value.mistake ) );
var why = what + ' ' + how;

you.tell( me, why, handleResponse );

me.handleResponse = function( response ) {
	
	if ( response === 'I want it that way' ) {
		throw 'Undersirable response received by me from you.'
	}
	
	var quantify = ( me === you.fire && me === you.desire[0] && you.desire.length === 1 );
		
	if ( quantify ) {
		
		var isTooLate = Date.now() - Epoch.start > Relationship.expiration;
		
		if ( isTooLate ) {
			me.tell( you, response, you.handleResponse );
		}
	}
}

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with ( hearts ) {
	
	var i = this;
	
	i.on( 'fire', function() {
		
		OutreachEvent.getScheduler().schedule( 
			new OutreachEvent( { type: 'outreach', target: i } ),
			Scheduler.setTonight( Date.now() );
		);
			
	});
}

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var radio = new Star();

var video = new Video( { origin: 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ' } );
video.on( 'ready', next );

var my = this;

function next() {
	video.kill( radio );
	getResult();
}

function getResult() {
	
	var distanceGone = 0;
	
	if ( radio === null ) {
		
		for ( state in my.mind ) {
			++distanceGone;
		}
		
		for ( state in my.car ) {
			++distanceGone;
		}
	}
	
	if ( distanceGone > my.maxDistance ) {
		video.disableRewind();
	}
}

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