Started from me reflecting on "e.Name" aliases. Works on OS X most likely. Don't know about Ubuntu or whatever else. Scrape artifacts like this from the Web, do stuff. Probably in Python. Pyboxes (Pypiboxes?), to replace "internet jukeboxes" stationed in small "romantic"-style restaurants. Give a UI for Web agents connected locally at restaurant…

joke-set.sh

#Instructions: 
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#Open Terminal.

say "Try pick up lines. Like, \"Hey, is this YOUR toaster?\" Then wink at the stove. #standdown #anticomedy
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26 Jan ✖ ✖ ‏@filesofnerds

How many catastrophes does it take before there are no lightbulbs? #standdown #anticomedy
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26 Jan Dexter Fielding Dexter Fielding ‏@Dext37

Due to inflation, 50cent is now $1.15. #newmaterial #inflation #anticomedy
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26 Jan Jack Grant Jack Grant ‏@ComedyUpstairs

One comedian walks into a theatre. Instantly regrets his life choices @mrmurrayporter #anticomedy #18moreminutes
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26 Jan Dexter Fielding Dexter Fielding ‏@Dext37

My mate rushed up to me and said 'the door is open, the door is open, the door is open!' I said 'oh please shut it!' #newaterial #anticomedy
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25 Jan Justin Of Tin Shed Justin Of Tin Shed ‏@Jusedcliffe

Me trying Tigerface for the 1st time #Inspiration: @TerryAlderton #AndyKaufman #DrBrown @NeilHamburger #AntiComedy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiolPaah35o&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
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23 Jan Glyn Brooks Glyn Brooks ‏@glynb8

I flick onto the #NTA's for 1 minute and Miranda Hart wins an award. What the FUCK is happening to this country? (#note It first breaks here with literal quotes.) #anticomedy
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23 Jan Dexter Fielding Dexter Fielding ‏@Dext37

I'll tell you what's Gay, Homosexuals and Lesbians... #newmaterial #anticomedy
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22 Jan Gregory John Barbera Gregory John Barbera ‏@GregsNotFunny

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. #getsmart #anticomedy #BadJokesWithGreg" -o ~/pickuplines.wav; open ~/pickuplines.wav