doif (pronounced "doof") JavaScript subset

doif.js

//
// raw whitepaper for functional interface/subset of JS that eliminates logical operations
// similar to IFTTT. Based off of this image/site: https://ifttt.com/products
//

function doIf(cond, cb){
  if(cond instanceof Array){
    doIfEach(cond, cb);
  } else if(cond === true && typeof cb === 'function'){
		cb();
	}
}
// Example:
// doIf(config.webSockets, fn)

// Takes two functions - ignores the first one, exec the second one.
function inLieuOf(fn1, fn2){
  fn2();
}

// Run fn once, then check cond - if true, repeat.
function doWhile(cond, fn){
  
}

function doIfEach(arr, cb){
  var conds = arr.length;
  arr.forEach(function(cond){
    // If the item passed was a function, call it and then
    // expect it to represent the comparable condition
    if(typeof cond === 'function'){
      cond = cond();
    }
    if(cond){
      conds--;
    }
  });
  
  if(conds === 0 && typeof cb === 'function'){
    cb();
  }
}
// Example:
/*
doIfEach([
	name == 'Tom',
	function(){
		return true;
	}
], function);
*/

function doOneIf(cond, arrFn){
  var len = arrFn.len;
  var fn = arrFn[Math.floor(Math.random() * len)];
  doIf(cond, fn);
}
// Example:
/*
doOneIf(true, [
	function(){

	},
	function(){

	}
]);
*/

// Example:
function doSomeIf(cond, arrFn){
  var len = arrFn.len;
  var howMany = Math.floor(Math.random() * len);
  for( ; i > howMany; howMany--){
    doIf(cond, arrFn[Math.floor(Math.random() * len)]);
  }
}
/*
doSomeIf(true, [
	function(){

	},
	function(){

	}
]);
*/

function dontIf(cond, fn){
  doIf(!(cond), fn) 
}
// Example:
// dontIf(true, function(){});

// Will most likely run your function but not guaranteed.
function likely(fn){
	
}

// Unlikely to run your function, but maybe.
function unlikely(fn){
	
}