A list of the worst possible alternatives to the existing NATO phonetic alphabet.

Alphabet.txt

A - ACCEPT, AFFECT, AIR, AWLS, APE
B - BATMAN, BALLS
C - CZAR
D - DJANGO
E - EWE, EYE, EFFECT, EXCEPT, EYJAFJALLAJOKULL 
F - FIVE, FATMAN
G - GORGE, GRAPE, GNU, GNAT
H - HARE, HERMIONE, HOLE
I - I, IO
J - JULIO
K - KNOW, KNIGHT
L - LEVEN
M - MANCY
N - NGUYEN , NANCY, NEW
O - OCCIDENTAL,  ONE
P - PNEUMONIA
Q - QUIXOTIC, QI
R - RIGHT, 
S - SEVEN, SIX, 
T - TSAR
U - ULAANBAATAR 
V - VATMAN
W - WRAP, WIN, WHEN, WRIGHT, WON, WHOLE, WALL
X - XENON, XYLOPHONE
Y - YOU
Z - ZENON