Woo your infrastructure

bemine.cf

#!/var/cfengine/bin/cf-agent -KIf
# Happy Valentines Day
body common control
{
  bundlesequence => { "main" };
}

bundle agent main
{
  vars:
    "poem[roses]" string => "red";
    "poem[violets]" string => "blue";
    "poem[chocolates]" string => "sweet";
    "poem[you]" string => "too";

  methods:
    "Woo your infrastructure"
      usebundle => recite("main.poem");

}
bundle agent recite(text)
{
  vars:
    "things" slist => getindices("$(text)");

  reports:
    February.Day14::
      "$(things) are $($(text)[$(things)])";

}

output

% ./bemine.cf 
R: roses are red
R: violets are blue
R: chocolates are sweet
R: you are too
 !! Method invoked repairs