$ time php compounded.php real 5m18.547s user 0m51.590s sys 0m0.490s

compounded.php

<?php
function foo() { return true; }
function bar() { return true; }
function baz() { return false; }
function bat() { return true; }
function lorem() { return true; }
function ipsum() { return true; }
function dolor() { return false; }
function sit() { return false; }
function amet() { return true; }
function brown() { return true; }
function fox() { static $rep = 0; return ++$rep%2; }

class Lazy {}
class Jumps
{
  public $over;
  public function dog() {}
}


class Compounded
{
    function example() {
        if ($this->fooBarLogic()) 
            $this->loremIpsumAndQuickFox();
    }
    function fooBarLogic() {
        return foo() && bar() && (baz() || bat());
    }
    function loremIpsumAndQuickFox() {
        lorem();
        ipsum();
        if ($this->dolorSitAmetLogic()) 
            $this->postLorem();
    }
    function postLorem() {
         $quick = brown();
         $this->jumpsOver();
    }
    function dolorSitAmetLogic() {
        return dolor() || sit() || amet();
    }
    function jumpsOver() {
         $jumps = new Jumps;
         while (fox()) 
            $this->lazyDog($jumps);
    }
    function lazyDog($jumps) {
         $jumps->over = new Lazy;
         $jumps->dog();
    }
}

$comp = new Compounded;
foreach (range(0,1000000) as $i) 
$comp->example();