Presentation cupcake? - hah! Blast it.
Helen
*[CUPCAKEHAH]
Presentation is hacky hack, a little French tea consumed.
Talk by drunk hack, a little French tea consumed.
Nick
Both: PEU + CHA containing *[HACK]
Presenting Kurchatovium in dance after gym.
Neal
KU in CHA CHA after PE
Talk is cheap, hack wasted over a turn.
Nick
*[CHEAP HACK] containing U
OK unopened posh tea after cheap hack's talk.
Nick
K + U + CHA after *[CHEAP]
Peach Crumble and Potassium: posh tea presentation.
Matthew
Presenting peach crumble and potassium: posh tea.
Helen's amendment
Presenting for a limited time only… Peach crumble and potassium, posh tea!
Matthew's amendment
Presenting, for a limited time only: Peach crumble and potassium. Posh tea!
Nick's amendment of Matthew's amendment
All the above: *[PEACH] + K + U + CHA
Lecture leaves Pikachu befuddled after taking drug for iodine before tea.
Nick
*[PEKACHU] (Pikachu with E instead of I) + CHA
Spooner's slaughterer of relish gives lecture.
Speech given with relish by slaughterer, according to Spooner.
Nick
Spoonerism of Ketchup (relish) + Butcher (slaughterer)
Bet you could: you heard an instructional talk.
Nick
Homophone of "bet you could you"
"Lecture on Pi etc.? Why?" asks UK co head oddly.
Nick
Odd letters of Pi EtC wHy AsKs Uk Co HeAd
Even macho Chuck has hockey puck cut up for show and tell.
Nick
Even letters of a reverse (up) of mAcHo ChUcK hAs HoCkEy Pu (puck cut)
Install Unix and reboot Apache. Hack out a short presentation.
Andrew
Anagram (reboot) of *[APACHE HCK] (Hack minus (out) A), containing (install) U. NB no apparent indication that "Unix" = U.
Beginnings of hacker attack: Unix kernel panic and cache corrupted, all in just 6 minutes and 40 seconds!
Andrew
Anagram (corrupted) of *[HAUKP] (beginnings of hacker attack unix kernel panic) and *[CACHE].
Chit-chatting French fishing tailless Hawaiian skipjack tuna with a nice cup of tea.
Neal
PECH(E) (French fishing tailless) + AKU (Hawaiian skipjack tuna) + CHA
Mushroom is lifted before tea, and one leaves a short poem therein with illustrated guide.
Nick
Reverse (lifted) of CEP followed by CHA containing HAKU (HAIKU minus I)
In public demonstration of muscle, rugby players dance around university church.
Matthew
PEC (muscle) + HAKA (Rugby players dance) around U + CH
Presentation of a hundred country mushrooms is rejected with laughter within and without.
Nick
Reverse (rejected) of C (a hundred) + UK (country) + CEP (mushrooms) containing HA + HA
Discourse on divided churches, in top university article.
Nick
PEAK (top) + U + A containing CH + CH
'Sports church', in the style of French church, has a thousand inside for short presentation.
Nick
PE = "sports" + CH + AU = "in the style of French" + CH + A, with K = "thousand" inside