Random Sort incorporates principles of security through obscurity to make your most sensitive pieces of code safe

RandomSort.js

// Watch this video to see how I crafted this sorting algorithm:
// https://youtu.be/Mh_1V95n0j0

function bDQnoAh__3IqiQ6w(MbK$rQXzgSJSupW) {
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * MbK$rQXzgSJSupW);
}

function E68sk_VA6aM3y9ts1DO4S(xAAyxUzJedDW4t_) {
    for (let SUiFIpIVdvQFCy = 1; SUiFIpIVdvQFCy < xAAyxUzJedDW4t_.length; SUiFIpIVdvQFCy++) {
        if (xAAyxUzJedDW4t_[SUiFIpIVdvQFCy-1] > xAAyxUzJedDW4t_[SUiFIpIVdvQFCy])
            return false;
    }
    return true;
}

function GKdhrAZnKhQW6IsN5vc(qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1) {
    qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1 = [...qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1];
    while (!E68sk_VA6aM3y9ts1DO4S(qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1)) {
        const CUIfuNnK76Sne7ZMTM = bDQnoAh__3IqiQ6w(qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1.length);
        const TV$i4BvuUcFDOZT = bDQnoAh__3IqiQ6w(qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1.length);

        if ((CUIfuNnK76Sne7ZMTM < TV$i4BvuUcFDOZT) ===
            (qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1[CUIfuNnK76Sne7ZMTM] < qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1[TV$i4BvuUcFDOZT]))
            continue;

        const Pm9rKDnq6uXPl$45UHb = qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1[CUIfuNnK76Sne7ZMTM];
        qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1[CUIfuNnK76Sne7ZMTM] = qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1[TV$i4BvuUcFDOZT];
        qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1[TV$i4BvuUcFDOZT] = Pm9rKDnq6uXPl$45UHb;
    }

    return qETVDGi1pAB7zDXu1;
}

// Testing code
const AzVSbOSSehE72mzZigTvZWX = [34, 3, 13, 5, 8, 13, 21, 21, 55, 34, 3, 3, 2, 1, 34, 8];
console.log(GKdhrAZnKhQW6IsN5vc(AzVSbOSSehE72mzZigTvZWX));
console.log(AzVSbOSSehE72mzZigTvZWX.sort((wpuaeWEoVdgdCiFlHX3ae1, Bl$znCl98ap61kudtqxa) => wpuaeWEoVdgdCiFlHX3ae1 - Bl$znCl98ap61kudtqxa));