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{"Doctor Who":"The Big Bang Theory","Facebook CEO":"this guy","Google Glass":"Virtual Boy","Homeland Security":"Homestar Runner","Trump":"Drumpf","allegedly":"kinda probably","an unknown number":"like hundreds","ancient":"haunted","at large":"very large","behind the headlines":"beyond the grave","candidate":"airbender","cautiously optimistic":"delusional","congressional leaders":"river spirits","could not be reached for comment":"is guilty and everyone knows it","debate":"dance-off","disrupt":"destroy","election":"eating contest","electric":"atomic","expands":"physically expands","facebook post":"poem","first-degree":"friggin' awful","front runner":"blade runner","gaffe":"magic spell","global":"spherical","horsepower":"tons of horsemeat","meeting":"ménage à trois","new study":"Tumblr post","no indication":"lots of signs","political correctness":"treating people with respect","politically correct":"respectful","poll":"psychic reading","rebuild":"avenge","remains to be seen":"will never be known","scientists":"Channing Tatum and his friends","second-degree":"friggin' awful","self driving":"uncontrollably swerving","senator":"elf-lord","silver bullet":"way to kill werewolves","smartphone":"Pokédex","space":"spaaace","star-studded":"blood soaked","subway system":"tunnels I found","surprising":"surprising (but not to me)","tension":"sexual tension","the cloud":"my butt","third-degree":"friggin' awful","tweet":"poem","urged restraint by":"drunkenly egged on","vows to":"probably won't","war of words":"interplanetary war","win votes":"find Pokémon","witnesses":"these dudes I know","you won't believe":"I'm really sad about"}
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