What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Nintendo Homebrew, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jack Sorrel, and I have over 300 confirmed bricks. I am trained in arm9loaderhax and I’m the top bricker in the entire Homebrew community. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of helpers across Nintendo Homebrew and your 3DS is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking bricked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can brick you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed bricking, but I have access to the entire hax of the Nintendo Homebrew Discord and I will use it to its full extent to brick your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit bricks all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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