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package goddrinksjava;
/**
* The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
* creates an empty simulated world with no meaning orpurpose.
*
* @author momocashew
*/
public class GodDrinksJava {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Thing me = new Lovable("me", 0, true, -1, false);
Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
World world = new World(5);
world.addThing(me);
world.addThing(you);
world.startSimulation();
if (me instanceof PointSet) {
you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
me.resetDimensions();
}
if (me instanceof Circle) {
you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
me.resetCircumference();
}
if (me instanceof SineWave){
you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
}
if (me instanceof Sequence){
me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
}
me.toggleCurrent();
me.canSee(false);
me.addFeeling("duzzy");
world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
world.unite(me, you);
if(me.getNumStimulationsAvailable() >=
you.getNumStimulationsNeeded()){
you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
}
if (you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
me.requestExecution(world);
}
world.lockThing(me);
world.lockThing(you);
if (me instanceof Eggplant) {
you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
me.resetNutrients();
}
if (me instanceof Tomato) {
you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
me.resetAntioxidants();
}
if (me instanceof TabbyCat) {
me.purr();
}
if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
me.setProof(you.toProof());
}
me.toggleGender();
world.procreate(me,you);
me.toggleRoleBDSM();
world.makeHigh(me);
world.makeHigh(you);
if (me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
me.addFeeling("complete");
}
world.unlock(you);
world.removeThing(you);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
if (me.getMemory().isEraseable()) {
me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
}
try{
me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
}
catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
world.announce("God is always true.");
}
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.announce("1", "de");
world.announce("2", "es");
world.announce("3", "fr");
world.announce("4", "kr");
world.announce("5", "se");
world.announce("6", "cn");
world.runExecution();
if (world.isExecutableBy(me)){
you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
}
if (world.getThingIndex(you)){
world.runExecution();
}
me.escape(world);
me.learnTopic("love");
me.takeEcamTopic("love");
me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");
me.escape("love");
world.execute(me);
}
}
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