Code Golf # -> Words

one_two_three.php

define('b','');
$a = ['',one,two,three,four,five,six,seven,eight,nine,ten,eleven,twelve];$b = [3=>thir,5=>fif,8=>eigh];$c = [2=>twen,4=>'for'];
for(;strlen($n = $argv[++$i])>0;) echo trim((''||[$T,$h,$t,$o] = str_split(str_pad($n,4,0,STR_PAD_LEFT))).((!$n)?'zero':($T?$a[$T].' thousand ':b).($h?$a[$h].' hundred ':b).(($h&&($t||$o))?'and ':b).($t>0?($t>1?(($c[$t]?:($b[$t]?:$a[$t])).'ty-'):($a[$o+$t*10]?:(($b[$o]?:$a[$o]).'teen'))):b).($t==1?b:($o?$a[$o]:b))),' -1')."\n";