My hackaround solution to everyone else failing at new things

.bash_profile

# snipped

# Seriously Fuck Python 2
if [ -d ~/.fuckpy2 ]; then
	# path-me! is equivalent to export PATH="$1":"$PATH"
	path-me! "$HOME/.fuckpy2"

	function python-is-py2 {
		rm ~/.fuckpy2/python
		ln -s /usr/bin/python2 ~/.fuckpy2/python
	}

	function python-is-py3 {
		rm ~/.fuckpy2/python
		ln -s /usr/bin/python3 ~/.fuckpy2/python
	}
fi