JavaScript-style object literals in PHP

funny.php

<?php

class Objects {
  function __construct($members = array()) {
	foreach ($members as $name => $value) {
	  $this->$name = $value;
	}
  }
  function __call($name, $args) {
	if (is_callable($this->$name)) {
	  array_unshift($args, $this);
	  return call_user_func_array($this->$name, $args);
	}
  }
}

$me = new Objects(array(
  'name' => "Ryan",
  'isValid'=> true,
  'say'  => function($user) {
	if ($user->isValid) {
		return "Hi, " . $user->name;
	}
  }
));

echo $me->say(); // Hi, Ryan