sing_to_me.rb

stupid_voices = [
  'Agnes',
  'Albert',
  'Alex',
  'Bad News',
  'Bahh',
  'Bells',
  'Boing',
  'Bruce',
  'Bubbles',
  'Cellos',
  'Deranged',
  'Fred',
  'Good News',
  'Hysterical',
  'Junior',
  'Kathy',
  'Pipe Organ',
  'Princess',
  'Ralph',
  'Trinoids',
  'Vicki',
  'Victoria',
  'Whisper',
  'Zarvox'
]

stupid_song = [
  "I threw a wish in the well",
  "Don't ask me, I'll never tell",
  "I looked to you as it fell",
  "And now you're in my way",

  "I trade my soul for a wish",
  "Pennies and dimes for a kiss",
  "I wasn't looking for this",
  "But now you're in my way",

  "Your stare was holdin'",
  "Ripped jeans, skin was showin'",
  "Hot night, wind was blowin'",
  "Where you think you're going, baby?",

  "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",
  "It's hard to look right at you, baby",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",

  "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",
  "And all the other boys try to chase me",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",

  "You took your time with the call",
  "I took no time with the fall",
  "You gave me nothing at all",
  "But still, you're in my way",

  "I beg and borrow and steal",
  "Have foresight, and it's real",
  "I didn't know I would feel it",
  "But it's in my way",

  "Your stare was holdin'",
  "Ripped jeans, skin was showin'",
  "Hot night, wind was blowin'",
  "Where you think you're going, baby?",

  "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",
  "It's hard to look right at you, baby",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",

  "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",
  "And all the other boys try to chase me",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",

  "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad",
  "I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad",
  "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad",
  "And you should know that I missed you so, so bad",

  "It's hard to look right at you, baby",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",

  "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",
  "And all the other boys try to chase me",
  "But here's my number, so call me maybe",

  "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad",
  "I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad",
  "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad",
  "And you should know that, so call me mayb"
]

stupid_song.each do |line|
  puts line
 `say "#{line}" -v #{stupid_voices.sample}`
end