Trololo.scala

// Live is to short to not have fun.
// Oto Brglez
// @otobrglez

object Main extends App {
  type `🐰` = String
  type `👨‍💼` = `🐰`
  type `💯` = Int
  val (`n🆕`: `🐰`, `s👽`: `🐰`) = ("\n", " ")
  val `👋`: (`👨‍💼`, `🐰`) => `🐰` = { (`👶`, `🐇`) =>
    val s = List(`🐇`, `👶`, `🐇`)
      .zip(3 :: 1 :: 3 :: Nil)
      .map { case (`a🚨`: `🐰`, `b🦋`: `💯`) => (`a🚨` + `s👽`) * `b🦋` }
      .mkString(`s👽`)
    (`🐇` * (s.length / 2) :: s :: `🐇` * (s.length / 2) :: Nil)
      .mkString(`n🆕`)
  }
  
  print(`👋`("hello!", "🐰"))
}