for all the script kiddies out there, who can't wait for the $1,632,501,000,000 needed

cheatingBad.js

var sayMyName = function(batches) {
  var sale = do_sell(batches);
	if(sale) {
		message('Heisenberg!!!');
		pd.stats.hand_sold_widgets += sale;
		fix_make_sell();
		return sale;
	}
}


var yo = function(batches) {
	if(do_make(batches)) {
		message('Bitch!!!');
		pd.stats.hand_made_widgets += pd.make_amount;
		fix_make_sell();
	}
}