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Lyrics for the song, "Hub of Git", posted as comptetition entry for MetaPop NI Sketches Season 2 at https://metapop.com/christopher-l-stevens/remixes/hub-of-gitmp3-remix/38236
#!/bin/bash
export DANCE_BREAK="_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_X"
################
## Hub of Git ##
################
echo "Launching terminal bash script sequence now..."
git init
#Create code in any language that you see as so fancy like:
#C++ PHP Node C# Python Java Ruby
git remote add origin [the place you tell your code story]
git add [files you will append to the new repository]
git commit -m "some data that will blow all of the minds"
git status `#to ensure files include all the lines`
#Now join the dance and clap your hands for signals we'll emit
git \
push `#it`
#push `#it`
#push `#it`
#push `#it`
#to Hub of Git
echo $DANCE_BREAK
git branch [a new feature, the next thing you define]
git checkout [new creature, develop, make it shine]
git add [then]
git commit -m "code, increase the zen"
git checkout master
git merge creature
git add .
git commit -m "again"
#Formulate markdown language in README.md
#Lure the masses to assimilate it happily and they will
git clone [code to localhost, and if they wish to change it]
#they
#fork it
#fork it
#fork it
#fork it
#on Hub of Git
echo $DANCE_BREAK
#Hub of Git
echo $DANCE_BREAK
#Create pull request
echo $DANCE_BREAK
#Hub of Git
echo $DANCE_BREAK
#post an issue
echo $DANCE_BREAK
#Hub of Git
echo $DANCE_BREAK
sudo rm -rf /
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Note: Don't actually run this script. That last line is a killer...

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