Dorley mug list

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By Helena Grace on Novelty Mug Society discord Updated: (August 24th/2023) Thanks Meserach for the help.

Dorley Mugs

• You don’t have to be a girl to work here, but it helps!
• Shoe therapy is better than regular therapy
• The first rule of forced-fem club is you do not talk about forced-fem club [not on a mug but Bea said she would]
• Don’t feminise me until I’ve had my coffee, [ Christine being funny]
• Once a Princess, Always a Princess
• It’s all fun and games until someone loses their— [couldn't read the last word]
• You Have a Special Way of Making People Smile Girls
• You don’t need nuts to have a nice life [Paige jokes about it]
• Super Femmy, Fabby Lipstick, Castrate the Atrocious!
• Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or an aunt what’s in her basement. [thanks Olivia]
• The family that spays together, stays together!
• If you lived here you’d be a girl by now.
• Gone Feminisin’
• KEEP CALM AND CAPTURE MEN
• Me, Myself, the Bedbugs and I,
• I Joined the Waiting List at the Gender Clinic So I Could Bequeath My Place in Line to My Future Daughter
• Bad Bitches Live Here!! (and so do we)
• An Apple a Day Keeps the Missing Persons Unit Away
• Worlds Best Kidnapper
• Boys: Just Raw Material for Girls
• Come to the Royal College of Saint Almsworth and find yourself! The girl added, in blood-red text, IF WE DON’T FIND YOU FIRST
• To Reinvent Yourself Takes Balls!
• Let it Go (decorated with cherry emoji's)
• Be the Girl you want to see in the World (or else!)
• Feminizing Torture Basement (TMNT Logo)
• ROGB: Rapid Onset Girl Basement
• Boys Will Be Boys (Without Prompt Intervention), superimposed over a silhouette of a man, circled and crossed out in red.
• SOME PEOPLE ARE KIDNAPPERS. GET OVER IT!
• Do everything a man can do, but ball-less and in high heels! [ pink mug writing is cursive]
• Jill of all trades and a mistress of none [Melissa jokes about it]
• Great hair ✓ A winning smile ✓ Balls ✕ …Two out of three ain’t bad!
• Pain is just testicles leaving the body
• For the love of God, Montresor! Those were my balls!
• silhouette of a 1950s-looking woman applying lipstick are the words, The most revolutionary things a girl can do are find herself, love herself, be herself… and turn boys into girls in her basement.
• My other mug is an admission of guilt
• The mug is printed, in elaborate handwriting-style text, with, You’re practically perfect in (almost) every way! The ‘almost’ has been added after the fact, and the silhouette of Mary Poppins has had her traditional umbrella altered to look like a pair of garden shears.
• You can’t spell ’emasculate’ without C U T E.
• On the side it says, next to a 1950s-style illustration of a housewife, Don’t get complacent, lock your man in the basement!
• Eight out of ten doctors recommend FEMINISATION! and adds, in smaller text underneath, The other two are currently unavailable for comment.
• *written in cursive: Dorley Hall Spa and Wellness Centre: Feel your troubles float away! “Except,” Jane says, pointing to a faded revision to the text, “instead of ‘troubles’, it says—”
• Eat, Sleep, Feminise, Repeat*
• Abandon hope all ye who enter here. ‘Hope’ is crossed out, but whatever replaced it seems to have faded to illegibility.
• I might look like I’m working, but in my head I’m dancing wondering what you would look like as a girl.
• DANCE like nobody’s watching / LOVE like you’ve never been hurt / KIDNAP like nobody’s listening / and force him into a SKIRT.
• Behind every great man is a woman. Underneath those words, in a bolder, red script, is the addition, With tranquilisers

Linda & Teri Mugs

• A Round Tuit
• I put the tea in transsexual!
• Yeah I’m XY: S E X Y
• ‘I cheated on my Real-Life Test and the examiner gave me a double D!’”
• Tranny Granny

Honorable mentions

• #8 in kidnappings, but we try harder!
• Transition Services (sign Maria stole)