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Created December 16, 2013 20:54
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pets
horrific fumes of
canine fury infiltrate
my nasal canals.
dog gas explosions
well past midnight instigate
poetic glory.
so many haikus
beautiful gaseous glory
spawned from dog anus.
pet farts, the sick bane
of those who would otherwise
be asleep in peace.
did pinscher mix know
her farting would soon become
japanese poems?
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My friend Pete's pet poetry.

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