my bash rc ;)

.bashrc

# EXPORTS
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PATH=$PATH:/usr/lib/festival/ ;export PATH
PROMPT_COMMAND='history -a;echo -en "\033[m\033[38;5;2m"$(( $(sed -nu "s/MemFree:[\t ]\+\([0-9]\+\) kB/\1/p" /proc/meminfo)/1024))"\033[38;5;22m/"$(($(sed -nu "s/MemTotal:[\t ]\+\([0-9]\+\) kB/\1/Ip" /proc/meminfo)/1024 ))MB"\t\033[m\033[38;5;55m$(< /proc/loadavg)\033[m"'
PS1='\[\e[m\n\e[1;30m\][$$:$PPID \j:\!\[\e[1;30m\]]\[\e[0;36m\] \T \d \[\e[1;30m\][\[\e[1;34m\]\u@\H\[\e[1;30m\]:\[\e[0;37m\]${SSH_TTY} \[\e[0;32m\]+${SHLVL}\[\e[1;30m\]] \[\e[1;37m\]\w\[\e[0;37m\] \n($SHLVL:\!)\$ '
export EDITOR=/usr/bin/pico
export HISTFILESIZE=3000 # the bash history should save 3000 commands
export HISTCONTROL=ignoredups #don't put duplicate lines in the history.
alias hist='history | grep $1' #Requires one input

#START SCREENFETCH
#PUT HERE.. MY TERM IS TOOOO LOW.. I REMOVED :D
#END SCREENFETCH
echo x86 Labs o/              
cat /etc/motd
# Define a few Color'
BLACK='\e[0;30m'
BLUE='\e[0;34m'
GREEN='\e[0;32m'
CYAN='\e[0;36m'
RED='\e[0;31m'
PURPLE='\e[0;35m'
BROWN='\e[0;33m'
LIGHTGRAY='\e[0;37m'
DARKGRAY='\e[1;30m'
LIGHTBLUE='\e[1;34m'
LIGHTGREEN='\e[1;32m'
LIGHTCYAN='\e[1;36m'
LIGHTRED='\e[1;31m'
LIGHTPURPLE='\e[1;35m'
YELLOW='\e[1;33m'
WHITE='\e[1;37m'
NC='\e[0m'              # No Color
# Sample Command using color: echo -e "${CYAN}This is BASH"


# SOURCED ALIAS'S AND SCRIPTS
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# Source global definitions
if [ -f /etc/bashrc ]; then
    . /etc/bashrc
fi

# enable programmable completion features
if [ -f /etc/bash_completion ]; then
    . /etc/bash_completion
fi


# ALIAS'S OF ALL TYPES SHAPES AND FORMS ;)
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# Alias's to local workstations
alias microsol='ssh 192.168.0.254 -l admin'
alias jason='ssh 192.168.2.103 -l root'
alias randy='ssh 192.168.2.104 -l root'
alias bob='ssh 192.168.2.105 -l root'
alias don='ssh 192.168.2.106 -l root'
alias counter='ssh 192.168.2.107 -l root'

# ALIAS TO REMOTE SERVERS
alias ANYNAMEHERE='ssh YOURWEBSITE.com -l USERNAME -p PORTNUMBERHERE'
# My server info removed from above for obvious reasons ;)

# Alias's to TN5250 programs. AS400 access commands.
alias d1='xt5250 env.TERM = IBM-3477-FC env.DEVNAME=D1 192.168.2.5 &'
alias d2='xt5250 env.TERM = IBM-3477-FC env.DEVNAME=D2 192.168.2.5 &'
alias tn5250j='nohup java -jar /home/crouse/tn5250j/lib/tn5250j.jar
2>>error.log &'

# Alias's to some of my BashScripts


# Alias's to control hardware
alias cdo='eject /dev/cdrecorder'
alias cdc='eject -t /dev/cdrecorder'
alias dvdo='eject /dev/dvd'
alias dvdc='eject -t /dev/dvd'
alias scan='scanimage -L'
alias playw='for i in *.wav; do play $i; done'
alias playo='for i in *.ogg; do play $i; done'
alias playm='for i in *.mp3; do play $i; done'
alias copydisk='dd if=/dev/dvd of=/dev/cdrecorder' # Copies bit by bit
alias dvdrip='vobcopy -i /dev/dvd/ -o ~/DVDs/ -l'

# Alias's to modified commands
alias ps='ps auxf'
alias home='cd ~'
alias pg='ps aux | grep'  #requires an argument
alias un='tar -zxvf'
alias mountedinfo='df -hT'
alias ping='ping -c 10'
alias openports='netstat -nape --inet'
alias ns='netstat -alnp --protocol=inet | grep -v CLOSE_WAIT | cut
-c-6,21-94 | tail +2'
alias du1='du -h --max-depth=1'
alias ebrc='pico ~/.bashrc'
alias kk='ssh area31@kankin'
alias kksec='ssh -l kankin'
# Alias to multiple ls commands
alias la='ls -Al'               # show hidden files
alias ls='ls -aF --color=always' # add colors and file type extensions
alias lx='ls -lXB'              # sort by extension
alias lk='ls -lSr'              # sort by size
alias lc='ls -lcr'      # sort by change time
alias lu='ls -lur'      # sort by access time
alias lr='ls -lR'               # recursive ls
alias lt='ls -ltr'              # sort by date
alias lm='ls -al |more'         # pipe through 'more'
alias hosts='sudo bash /home/pedrox86/Desktop/AUTONMAP.sh'
# Alias chmod commands
alias mx='chmod a+x'
alias 000='chmod 000'
alias 644='chmod 644'
alias 755='chmod 755'

# Alias Shortcuts to graphical programs.
alias kwrite='kwrite 2>/dev/null &'
alias firefox='firefox 2>/dev/null &'
alias gaim='gaim 2>/dev/null &'
alias kate='kate 2>/dev/null &'
alias suk='kdesu konqueror 2>/dev/null &'

# Alias xterm and aterm
alias term='xterm -bg AntiqueWhite -fg Black &'
alias termb='xterm -bg AntiqueWhite -fg NavyBlue &'
alias termg='xterm -bg AntiqueWhite -fg OliveDrab &'
alias termr='xterm -bg AntiqueWhite -fg DarkRed &'
alias aterm='aterm -ls -fg gray -bg black'
alias xtop='xterm -fn 6x13 -bg LightSlateGray -fg black -e top &'
alias xsu='xterm -fn 7x14 -bg DarkOrange4 -fg white -e su &'




PERL_MB_OPT="--install_base \"/home/pedrox86/perl5\""; export PERL_MB_OPT;
PERL_MM_OPT="INSTALL_BASE=/home/pedrox86/perl5"; export PERL_MM_OPT;