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Original Client Statement

Who's watching?
Tell me who's watching.
Who's watching me?
I'm just an average man, with an average life.
I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price.
All I want is to be left alone in my average home;
But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, and
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Tell me is it just a dream?
When I come home at night.
I bolt the door real tight.
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid.
Well, can the people on T.V. see me.
Or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower.
I'm afraid to wash my hair.
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there.
People say I'm crazy.
Just a little touched.
But maybe showers remind me of
"Psycho" too much.
That's why. . .
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I don't know anymore . . . are the neighbors watching
Who's watching?
Well, it's the mailman watching me: and I don't feel safe anymore.
Tell me who's watching.
Oh, what a mess. I wonder who's watching me now,
(WHO?) the I.R.S.?
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Who's playing tricks on me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
And I have no privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I can't enjoy my tea.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
I want my privacy.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Stop playing tricks on me
Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.

User Stories

Client would like a service to identify and combat possible external survelience.

The client wants to control costs as much as possible, budget is not unlimited though the client is motivated to find a solution.

Client would like a way to screen phone calls to avoid talking with specific people (e.g. caller id).

Client would like an inspection of his television to identify potnetial hidden observation devices.

Client would like a secure shower facility to prevent unauthorized people from entering the shower area.

Client would like privacy screens for any neighbor facing windows or doors to prevent domestic surveillence by them.

Client would like to investigate options for alternative mail and package delivery to prevent surveilence by mail carriers and package delivery services.

Client would like to investigate options for an accountancy and/or legal firm to handle his interactions with the Internal Revenue Service.

It would also be nice to be able to offer a one time consultation from a Tea Sommelier.

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