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Created May 1, 2019 14:54
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Original Client Statement

Who's watching? Tell me who's watching. Who's watching me? I'm just an average man, with an average life. I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price. All I want is to be left alone in my average home; But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, and I always feel like somebody's watching me. And I have no privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. Tell me is it just a dream? When I come home at night. I bolt the door real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid. Well, can the people on T.V. see me. Or am I just paranoid? When I'm in the shower. I'm afraid to wash my hair. 'Cause I might open my eyes And find someone standing there. People say I'm crazy. Just a little touched. But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much. That's why. . . I always feel like somebody's watching me. And I have no privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. Who's playing tricks on me? Who's watching me? I don't know anymore . . . are the neighbors watching Who's watching? Well, it's the mailman watching me: and I don't feel safe anymore. Tell me who's watching. Oh, what a mess. I wonder who's watching me now, (WHO?) the I.R.S.? I always feel like somebody's watching me. And I have no privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. Who's playing tricks on me? I always feel like somebody's watching me. I always feel like somebody's watching me. I always feel like somebody's watching me. I always feel like somebody's watching me. I always feel like somebody's watching me. I always feel like somebody's watching me. And I have no privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. I can't enjoy my tea. I always feel like somebody's watching me. I want my privacy. Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me. Stop playing tricks on me Woh, I always feel like somebody's watching me.

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