perplexes

I want to turn this into a programming contest. Everyone should do this using their favorite technique and language. But, I want to add three more challenges (that admittedly stack the deck in my favor).

1. create a stats collecting query decorate that measures the time it takes to execute the query
  (assume you have a stats object that responds to #measure and takes a block: stats.measure { sleep 1.second }
2. read "configuration" from a hash like:
  { :timeout => 1.second, :stats => true }
that adds the timeout and stats decorators to the factory if present in the hash, otherwise not.
3. at the end write a program that REVERSES the order of the decorators. So if you did Timeout(Stats(Query)) make it Stats(Timeout(Query)). Note that you must do this programmatically so write a generic decorator reversing function. You may expand the proxy interface to have a method called "underlying", "delegate" or some such.

The contest is: do this in your language in as "elegant" a way as you like. The goal is clarity