Our lives start out as clone of adam/sin-nature, which contains a single
commit with the message: Add ./sin-nature.sh and ./conscience.sh. There is,
by default, a pre-commit hook that calls ./conscience.sh, but after many
commits to ./sins, it becomes muscle memory to override ./conscience.sh.
Jesus@Christ.God always has an open pull request. He wants to rebase us on
jesus/mortify-the-flesh, and apply a patch to remove ./sins and add
./would-jesus-do-it.sh. He wants commit access to our repo, and he also wants
to add a pre-commit hook that calls ./would-jesus-do-it.sh.
We can override ./would-jesus-do-it.sh, but it’s harder to override than
./conscience.sh, because Jesus also added ./read-scripture.sh, a script
that blocks some of the commits to ./sins. However, overriding this hook too
much triggers a rebase on satan/indulge-the-flesh. This nasty repo contains
lots of malware that makes many commits to ./sins, while attempting to remove
any pre-commit hooks that might prevent it from committing to .sins.