What's the best thing you can write using only valid + existing npm module names?
https://www.npmjs.com/package/i/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/only/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/speak/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/in/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/npm/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/package/
https://www.npmjs.com/package/names/
Of course, you should probably click on or make a request to each URL consecutively! (Hmmm, you could theoretically even automate this with some sort of scripting language...) Bonus points to the first person to make npm, Inc's devops team notice a pattern in their logs.
https://www.npmjs.com/package/help
https://www.npmjs.com/package/i
https://www.npmjs.com/package/am
https://www.npmjs.com/package/locked
https://www.npmjs.com/package/at
https://www.npmjs.com/package/the
https://www.npmjs.com/package/npm
https://www.npmjs.com/package/office
https://www.npmjs.com/package/isaacs
https://www.npmjs.com/package/took
https://www.npmjs.com/package/away
https://www.npmjs.com/package/my
https://www.npmjs.com/package/passport
https://www.npmjs.com/package/and
https://www.npmjs.com/package/does
https://www.npmjs.com/package/not
https://www.npmjs.com/package/let
https://www.npmjs.com/package/me
https://www.npmjs.com/package/go
https://www.npmjs.com/package/out