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    How & Where to be Seen in Berlin

Be seen in a lake, chasing a duck


In the woods at Weissensee
With sexy sunbathers at Plötzensee
With sexy sunbathers AND forests at Schlachtensee
With forests AND skinny dipping hikers at this secret spot

Be seen discussing Marx or Jung with a stranger in an intellectual cafe.


In relation to 5th wave feminism and post-Fluxus performance art at K-Fetish
In relation to obscure Viennese psychologists, at Laidak
In a claw-foot bathtub, at Frollein Langner
In relation to sonic youth and the violent femmes at Erika & Hilde

Be seen ROCKING OUT to pure white noise, or perhaps to a sine wave


At a live electo-acoustic performance, with young people, at Loophole
With a generative video or projection mapping component, at Spektrum
With naked dancers accompanying, at The Greenhouse or TanzFabrik
As a live electro-acoustic performance, sitting next to John Zorn and Bill Frissel, at Sowieso
With Europe's elite, who flew in for the show, at Berghain
At a lake, with a duck, at Lake Studios Berlin

Be seen forming an impromptu gypsy jazz band with strangers while the sun sets over the canal


With accordian players on a bridge
On a roof, at Klunkerkanisch
In a rented canoe, or along the spree with a picnic blanket, at Treptower Park

Be seen exchanging public keys with Edward Snowden's Lawyer


In secrecy, on tuesday nights at 10p at an undisclosed location
With debian committers and Anonymous at C-base

Ask someone out over a bowl of delicious soup


Try the Foul (bean stew) at Azzam
Get the Pho at Hamy's
The best ramen in the world at Cocolo Ramen
Are you floating in the soup?  Is it actually hottub?
Is it a "soup" of discarded secondhand clothing? Humana
Is it actually one of the nicest [spas in the world?] (https://www.vabali.de/online/en/)

At the coolest cafes in town


At Distrikt cafe

Enjoying the finest homemade mustards


At senf-salon

Checking out some of the world's best modern and conceptal art


In a former Nazi war bunker that became a sex club before housing a private art collection N.B. Make reservations months ahead of time

Rocking out to some of the world's best music


At Kater Blau on a Sunday afternoon

Be seen borrowing a stranger's Kite board rig and nailing it on your first try


At Tempelhof

Be seen making sourkraut without shirt or shoes


At Prinzesseneingarten