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Chat ID: 5837033. Question: My Domain Is: 10-cheapwebhosting.com ross or rik
(11:48:40am)System:Customer has entered chat and is waiting for an agent.
(11:56:07am)Chad S.:Welcome to HostGator.com live chat. My name is Chad, I will be happy to assist you with your inquiry.
(11:56:44am)tc_peter:Hi is ross or rik there?
(11:57:21am)tc_peter:i'm looking for ross blair
(11:58:00am)tc_peter:hello?
(11:58:13am)tc_peter:Chad?
(11:59:28am)tc_peter:CHAAAAAAADDDDD!
(12:01:28pm)Chad S.:I am still trying to raise him..
(12:02:30pm)tc_peter:ok thanks
(12:03:06pm)tc_peter:you're a champ, chad.
(12:03:28pm)tc_peter:wait, raise him? is he dead?
(12:03:52pm)Chad S.:No, he is not responding which means he is likely not here at the moment. What can I do for you?
(12:04:55pm)Chad S.:I see no rik, though, by the way.
(12:05:04pm)tc_peter:well i really need to find ross blair or rik kedziorski. do you have a way of contacting them?
(12:05:28pm)tc_peter:rik's full name is richard
(12:06:05pm)tc_peter:I have important questions regarding hostgator for them. also one question about texas.
(12:06:06pm)Chad S.:Ok, let me check on him.
(12:06:14pm)tc_peter:thanks a million, chad.
(12:09:13pm)Chad S.:I will let you know as soon as I get a response, if I do.
(12:10:16pm)tc_peter:wow, ok. i'll be here. just lemme know.
(12:12:10pm)tc_peter:did you actually email them?
(12:12:55pm)Chad S.:No, we have an internal chat system.
(12:13:51pm)Chad S.:You were speaking to him in chat before?
(12:14:06pm)tc_peter:yeah but not here? we chat all the time
(12:14:26pm)tc_peter:he's my bro
(12:16:27pm)Chad S.:I got ahold of him, but since he is a server admin, he said he is not sure he has access to this chat system, I am waiting for him..
(12:17:21pm)tc_peter:whoah sweet!
(12:20:06pm)Chad S.:Ok, he got into the chat system, one moment.
(12:20:15pm)tc_peter:YES!
(12:20:30pm)Richard K.:has entered the chat.
(12:20:35pm)tc_peter:!!!!!!
(12:20:59pm)Richard K.:how can I help you today, tc_peter
(12:21:22pm)tc_peter:hey! how was buffalo?
(12:22:31pm)Richard K.:no sir, your wobsite is being hosted currently by our DataCenter in Dallas Texas. Yes, there were tornadoes, but sir i assure you everything is on the up and up.
(12:22:54pm)Richard K.:buffalo is too cold for webhosting, the cold is bad for SEO optimization.
(12:23:12pm)tc_peter:Whoah! it's really you!!! I never would have guessed that this would work
(12:23:37pm)tc_peter:where's the rompler?
(12:23:43pm)tc_peter:romplin somewhur?
(12:24:16pm)tc_peter:hey, so we were on the hostgator website (sweet partygator on the windows server special ad, btw)
(12:24:19pm)Richard K.:sir I cannot divulge personal information about our clients or employees due to our Terms of Service. perhaps you wish to sign up for a level 9 vps?
(12:25:07pm)tc_peter:and we went to the awards section, and there is an award from 10-cheapwebhosting.com, and when i did a whois, i noticed that that website is hosted by hostgator!!
(12:25:18pm)tc_peter:Is that a conflict of interest?
(12:25:34pm)tc_peter:Or does hostgator just make up awards? I was concerned.
(12:26:07pm)tc_peter:I understand it's possible that it's a mere coincidence.
(12:26:11pm)Richard K.:sir, i understand that you are concerned. I assure you that our hosting services are second to none. Did you see the many awards we won? they are listed on our wobsite
(12:27:08pm)tc_peter:Yeah that was a lot of awards!!! You must be especially proud of the "web host of the year 2007" award from top14webhosts.com
(12:27:39pm)tc_peter:though i noticed their hosting i
(12:27:54pm)tc_peter:is not through hostgator
(12:27:58pm)tc_peter:which is a shame.
(12:28:50pm)Richard K.:sir please advise. perhaps you would like to purchase 2 dedicated server hosting packages?
(12:29:05pm)tc_peter:How many can i buy at once?
(12:29:25pm)tc_peter:hey chad, are you still there? how many should i buy?
(12:32:09pm)tc_peter:gee, if you guys are bots, you're pretty good, but maybe a bit slow.
(12:33:48pm)Richard K.:We have unlimited hosting services, as you can see on our websites. This means that you are not limited in how many dedicated server hosting packages you can buy at once. I will sign you up for 10? hey did you graduate?
(12:34:51pm)tc_peter:yeah go ahead and sign me up for 10. will that just get billed to my account? plz to put on my tab.
(12:35:23pm)tc_peter:I'm taking analysis of algorithms with sherri mostly for the fun of it. I will walk in june because my mother demands it.
(12:36:02pm)Richard K.:we have done the needful. you will be billed 3310.12 monthly for this service.
congradts to you! ross and I will be there in late may probably for ROssFeSt
(12:37:28pm)tc_peter:ohyes! make sure to extend an invite to the tc_office/m00s3lab
(12:37:37pm)tc_peter:oh wait, it's now the OOPSlab
(12:39:25pm)Richard K.:Object Oriented Programming Sux Lab?
(12:39:43pm)tc_peter:that's the one :D
(12:40:10pm)tc_peter:ok dude i'll let you get back to adminnning all the servers
(12:40:32pm)tc_peter:thanks for all of your help. you've been extremely helpful and i would recommend you to all my friends
(12:40:54pm)tc_peter:don't be surprised if 80 other tech cons try this move in the next week
(12:41:30pm)tc_peter:honestly i can't believe it actually worked
(12:41:39pm)Richard K.:lol
(12:41:57pm)Richard K.:thank you for contracting HostGATor, your number 1 rated hosting provide in 2007
(12:42:11pm)tc_peter:LOL
(12:42:43pm)tc_peter:this transcript shall live heretofore in the annals of the trac wiki
(12:44:38pm)tc_peter:i can't wait to test out my new dedicated servers!
(12:52:45pm)Richard K.:Please let us know if this answered your questions or if there is anything else we can do to help!
(12:53:51pm)Richard K.:Please let us know if this answered your questions or if there is anything else we can do to help!
(1:05:20pm)tc_peter:I guess i'm still a little concerned that 10-cheapwebhosting.com recommends you, but yet they are hosted by you. Can you assure me that 10-cheapwebhosting.com is a reliable and independent source of information?
(1:06:11pm)tc_peter:I'm going to use my new 10 dedicated servers to create several website award companies and award awards to all my other award companies.
(1:06:11pm)tc_peter:i guess you're gone now :(
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