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gabequery.js

function GabeN(ratio, imageurl) {
    this.ratio = ratio;
    this.imageurl = imageurl
}
var getGabeN = {
    init: function(myGabeN) {
        this.myGabeN = myGabeN
    },
    horizontal: function() {
        return this.myGabeN.filter(function(myGabeN) {
            return myGabeN.ratio === "horizontal"
        })
    },
    vertical: function() {
        return this.myGabeN.filter(function(myGabeN) {
            return myGabeN.ratio === "vertical"
        })
    },
    square: function() {
        return this.myGabeN.filter(function(myGabeN) {
            return myGabeN.ratio === "square"
        })
    }
};

function Randomize(images) {
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * images.length)
}
var myGabeN = [new GabeN("horizontal", "http://i.imgur.com/uLMbKmj.jpg"), new GabeN("horizontal", "http://i.imgur.com/5DXQ7tx.jpg"), new GabeN("horizontal", "http://i.imgur.com/dldrXOf.jpg"), new GabeN("horizontal", "http://i.imgur.com/8uH9TQb.jpg"), new GabeN("horizontal", "http://i.imgur.com/7wU40jQ.jpg"), new GabeN("horizontal", "http://i.imgur.com/ajxvdWo.jpg"), new GabeN("vertical", "http://i.imgur.com/aRCPVmX.jpg"), new GabeN("vertical", "http://i.imgur.com/FU2unZO.jpg"), new GabeN("vertical", "http://i.imgur.com/3brJDRx.jpg"), new GabeN("vertical", "http://i.imgur.com/j9KOnWm.jpg"), new GabeN("square", "http://i.imgur.com/sWCcEwV.jpg"), new GabeN("square", "http://i.imgur.com/ecbdpfL.jpg"), new GabeN("square", "http://i.imgur.com/lDkMf5P.jpg"), new GabeN("square", "http://i.imgur.com/qkcP48v.jpg")];

function imageRatio(image) {
    var proportion = image.height() / image.width();
    if (proportion > 1) return "vertical";
    else if (proportion === 1) return "square";
    else if (proportion < 1) return "horizontal"
}

function getAGabe(ratio) {
		if (ratio === "horizontal") {
				var number = Randomize(getGabeN.horizontal());
				var img = getGabeN.horizontal()[number];
			 	return img.imageurl;
		} else if (ratio === "square") {
        var number = Randomize(getGabeN.square());
        var img = getGabeN.square()[number];
        return img.imageurl;
    } else if (ratio === "vertical") {
        var number = Randomize(getGabeN.vertical());
        var img = getGabeN.vertical()[number];
        return img.imageurl;
    }
}

function randomRatio() {
    var num = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3);
    return num === 0 ? "square" : (num === 1 ? "horizontal" : "vertical");
}

(function(document) {
    getGabeN.init(myGabeN);
    $('*').each(function(i, val) {
        var obj = $(val);
        if (obj.is("img"))
            obj.attr("src", getAGabe(imageRatio(obj)));
        else if (!!obj.css("background-image") && obj.css("background-image") != "none")
            obj.css("background-image", 'url(' + getAGabe(randomRatio()) + ')');
    });
})(document);